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    1.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds Nov 16

      so i did, a bunch, strictly in the context of two long-term relationships (ok i may have slipped up and Done It before one was official) and found that ok yes sex is very good sometimes, when i'm not overthinking it

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    2.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds Nov 16

      it's basically impossible for me to imagine what it's like to want to sleep with someone you dont love but at least now i'm not as judgmental about it lol

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    3.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds Nov 16

      the same basically applies to masturbation-- i don't really get the point, feels like a waste of time, and there's not even a ~romantically intimate~ component? idk man i guess it's worth trying sometimes but 🤷

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    4.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds Nov 16

      yeah it took a long time for me to realize other people have sexual urges, often overwhelming ones, bc i've experienced that exactly 1 time for maybe 20 seconds outside of a serious relationship lol

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    5.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds Nov 16

      the first time i tried to masturbate i grabbed my copy of Atlas Shrugged and tried to read a sex scene bc it sounded like what women are supposed to do really idk why my autism diagnosis took so long

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    6.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds Nov 16

      oh also i realized i didnt *only* like men when i was playing Hunie Pop for the puzzle game no one ever believes this. but i get squicked out by most of the sexual content! i just like the game 😭

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    7.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds Nov 16

      the first time i tried to swallow jizz like a very brave goblin, i immediately vomited 😇

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    8.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds Nov 16

      the first time a boy put his mouth on my nipple i panicked and thought he had a weird mom fetish so i asked my boss* about it and she had to explain that this was normal *dont worry about it

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    9.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds Nov 16

      so yeah if i come off as thirsty on the timeline, 90% of that is a combination of: - sex is funny - enjoying things rules 💎 esp. talking about them with other people - a lot of hentai artists are EXTREMELY SKILLED ARTISTS

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    10.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds Nov 16

       🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇 Retweeted  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇

      in the spirit of assuming that actually i am always correct and nothing is wrong with me, i'm going to see how it goes thinking of myself as not actually being super repressedhttps://twitter.com/goblinodds/status/1459225558378713089?t=p2JomT2fHTOb9E15EteFoA&s=19 …

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       🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇 @goblinodds
      i think a *lot* of my problems post-anxiety diagnoses stemmed from taking the diagnosis seriously (even after getting the more accurate autism + adhd one) made me skeptical of all my emotions and judgments and contributed to wearing down any boundaries i had bc "it's just fear"
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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Nov 16
      Replying to @goblinodds

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      3:12 PM - 16 Nov 2021
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        2. Loopy‏ @strangestloop Nov 16
          Replying to @eigenrobot @goblinodds

          'tis the seasonpic.twitter.com/ZbwnBFxC6I

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        3.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds Nov 16
          Replying to @strangestloop @eigenrobot

          i feel like i'm missing something 😂

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