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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Nov 13

    lysistrata but guys refuse to simp until women vote out the regulatory state

    12:13 PM - 13 Nov 2021
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      1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Nov 13

        go ahead. insist you love the fourth branch of government. we'll see how long you last without a continuous stream of external validation from dudes

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      2. Grümpenführer‏ @Grmpenfhrer3 Nov 13
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        It's too late. We've been replaced with international unpaid simpterns doing it for exposure. We have nothing to bargain with. Only our ability to provide organic spirulina and Goop™-branded expensive candles. It's over for us. Over! You're fine though, you married S-tier.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. ؜‏ @nicholatian Nov 13
        Replying to @Grmpenfhrer3 @eigenrobot

        the moment i realised all the boring chicks on the apps were essentially build-a-bitches, it was all over for me. i’m going to have to wait and source from irl friend circles, and by that time none of it will even matter

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. KURT‏ @KurtKendricks Nov 13
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        NO NUT NO PEACE

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      1. abnormalmap‏ @abnormalmap Nov 13
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        solidaritypic.twitter.com/P5IWqSqOQ9

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      2. loaded dice genetic gambler‏ @SilverVVulpes Nov 13
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        would never work men lack the restraint

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      3. Seal of the Apocalypse‏ @UDepravity Nov 13
        Replying to @SilverVVulpes @eigenrobot

        Seal of the Apocalypse Retweeted Yuri Milner

        What if we start a new pandemic necessitating a new vaccine but one that'd give the men some frog DNA so they get more misogynist? We even have a solid delivery mechanism now.https://twitter.com/yurimilner/status/1458798228451864577 …

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        Yuri Milner @yurimilner
        This is an exciting development: scientists in the Czech Republic have designed a nanoparticle that works as a universal, non-toxic transporter of DNA and RNA into cells. https://phys.org/news/2021-09-discovery-universal-nucleic-acids-cells.html … http://dx.doi.org/10.1002/adfm.202101391 …
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      1. Password is Taco‏ @pw_is_taco1 Nov 13
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        A scab simp is a scamp

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      2. Piquant Parvenu‏ @PiquantParvenu Nov 13
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        But where would bisexual fit into this? I’d still simp @Aella_Girl

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Nov 13
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        https://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1459617454389297154?t=1N6IbfLWTJu-Sav39aLfqA&s=19 …

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        its not the same
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