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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Nov 6

      five years ago i set up a home veterinary checkup for Penelope. when the vet called to go over bloodwork etc he got very nervous when he mentioned her weight, emphasized that he wasnt trying to put Penelope down, was just worried about the potential for feline diabetes at her age

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Nov 6

      i wanted to cut him off at one point and just say my man its fine shes gotten a bit chubby happy to work on this. you can tell me my cat is fat and i spent a lot of time wondering what kind of encounter hed had that had led him to be so nervous. wondering who had hurt him well,pic.twitter.com/YZdZlkG8f8

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        1. Varunram Ganesh‏ @varunramg Nov 6
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          They should use an AI filter to add these things to people's words

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        1. all-paca father‏ @OneEyedAlpaca Nov 6
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          kitteh did nothing wrong

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        1. Observer of Things‏ @spinturf Nov 6
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          The pet wasn't fat shamed, whatever that is. The pet is probably pretty happy about the whole thing. The owner, however, *was* shamed for not properly looking out for their pet and they're torqued at being seen.

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        1. Morgon Newquist  🇻🇦‏ @MorgonAuthor Nov 6
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          My dog is 14 and has a lot of hip arthritis. My vet emphasizes keeping her moving and keeping her as light as possible to reduce the strain and pain in her hip. It's bad enough to choose to treat yourself that way. Even worse to do it to an animal you're supposed to care for.

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        1. Agammemnemon‏ @kcirtsew Nov 6
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          I try to fat shame my dog when he begs for food but it isn’t working

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        1. Templert‏ @jtempleroot Nov 6
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          My vet always says F-A-T

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        1. Rocket Sturgeon‏ @SturgeonRocket Nov 6
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          My vet has what should be a great strategy: they score your animal's weight on a scale of 1-8 every visit, with 4-5 as "good". In practice, they always score our shorthair dog as a 5 and the fluffy dog as a 6, even when their weight changes >20%.

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        2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP Nov 6
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          Truth telling is good. Active shaming is bad. I find it telling that everyone has a SPECIFIC sort of shaming that they like. The thing like fatshaming. The chaste like slutshaming. Etc. Everyone loves the whip in their hand, hates the one on their back.

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        2. strawman‏ @strawman2222 Nov 6
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          My grandmother chronically overfeeds her old dogs After one of them got diabetes, her and my uncle kept him going for a year by giving him regular insulin shots Thousands of dollars for this dog Didn't change its diet at all

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        3. strawman‏ @strawman2222 Nov 6
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          Meanwhile, this old girl we inherited (close to the same age) is doing finehttps://twitter.com/strawman2222/status/1457037181034409984?t=c1xl0ADwLtb92N5i7D_cVA&s=19 …

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          She's having a marvelous time destroying the old hammock today pic.twitter.com/RdrAhbYlWf
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