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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Nov 6

    five years ago i set up a home veterinary checkup for Penelope. when the vet called to go over bloodwork etc he got very nervous when he mentioned her weight, emphasized that he wasnt trying to put Penelope down, was just worried about the potential for feline diabetes at her age

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      1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Nov 6

        i wanted to cut him off at one point and just say my man its fine shes gotten a bit chubby happy to work on this. you can tell me my cat is fat and i spent a lot of time wondering what kind of encounter hed had that had led him to be so nervous. wondering who had hurt him well,pic.twitter.com/YZdZlkG8f8

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      2. Burn Car Source TTFG Bennett‏ @NoLongerBennett Nov 6
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        when it's time it's time

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      2. Liminal Warmth  ❤ ( 📜, 📜)‏ @liminal_warmth Nov 6
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        Your cat is tiny tho

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Nov 6
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        shes gotten a little fat back then

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      1. existentialpervert69‏ @pervexists69 Nov 6
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        wow that's fucked up. acab - all cats are beautiful

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      2. Joe Cool‏ @zeldajunkielol2 Nov 6
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        better to keep them happy and fat than starving and preoccupied with when their next meal is. All of our cats have access to a bowl of dry food and none of them overeat, only one of them is heavy but also because they're older and a big cat

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      3. Joe Cool‏ @zeldajunkielol2 Nov 6
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        also with the end of total anonymity we'll probably see more people shy away from being forthright about certain topics which will make productive discourse a difficult thing Guess it's time to bring back speakeasys but this time in the literal sense lol

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      1. Perma-eagle Analytics‏ @BaldFinancial Nov 6
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        The best you can do for him is force him to face his demons by embodying them. I suggest angrily deconstructing his “worry about feline diabetes” into the transparent dissembling in service of hegemony it is. The only way to close an arbitrage is to trade it until alpha is gone.

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      1. strawman‏ @strawman2222 Nov 6
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        Always sad Good to keep old pets from getting overweight, though. Our poor cat gets frustrated with his diet sometimes

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