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    1. bosco‏ @selentelechia Nov 4

      I'm astounded that people are so angry at the idea of other people drinking a lot of milk like yeah that's not the main conflict in this strand of discourse but it's kind of a b plot, there are actually people going around criticizing the *amount of milk* being consumed

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Nov 4
      Replying to @selentelechia

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      sure call me out idgafhttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1456470769945305088?t=DWyBpLtdDYs6hw5DzNuOFg&s=19 …

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      if your household drinks less than a gallon of milk a week per household member your bloodline is weak and you will not survive the winter
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    3. Joseph M. Keegin‏ @fxxfy Nov 4
      Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

      I would drink an absolutely disgusting amount of milk had I not spontaneously become lactose intolerant in my early 30s

      2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
    4. bosco‏ @selentelechia Nov 4
      Replying to @fxxfy @eigenrobot

      oof

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Nov 4
      Replying to @selentelechia @fxxfy

      a fate worse than death

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        2. Guy Takfiri‏ @paddingtonlopez Nov 4
          Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia @fxxfy

          Is life worth living without soft cheeses?

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        3. Joseph M. Keegin‏ @fxxfy Nov 4
          Replying to @paddingtonlopez @eigenrobot @selentelechia

          Cheese and cultured dairy is fine, it’s just milk and ice cream that gives the knockout punch

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        1. very offline potat‏ @metapotat Nov 4
          Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia @fxxfy

          I still drink a lot of milk and cream despite this fate. Lactose free products, including half and half, are a game changer.

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        1. David Deutsch‏ @skore_de Nov 4
          Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia @fxxfy

          https://twitter.com/skore_de/status/1456474336462884870 …pic.twitter.com/MJfqXaBeTC

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        2. Joseph M. Keegin‏ @fxxfy Nov 4
          Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

          My current life hack is putting lactase enzyme drops into whole gallons of milk but it would be dope if I could just buy a thing at the store

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        3. Joseph M. Keegin‏ @fxxfy Nov 4
          Replying to @fxxfy @eigenrobot @selentelechia

          I have a hard time understanding why lactase is so expensive, but then again I know nothing about industrial enzyme production

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