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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Nov 4

      just found out about peter thiels $5B roth account and im weeping like caesar before the statue of alexander

      17 replies 6 retweets 420 likes
    2. SODI‏ @stedmanhalliday Nov 4
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      That's a surprise, I thought this was like a cornerstone of your mega backdoor religion

      1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Nov 4
      Replying to @stedmanhalliday

      caesar wept before alexander because he had conquered the world by his death at 33, and at the same age caesar was a mere quastor in Hispania

      2:50 PM - 4 Nov 2021
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      4 replies 1 retweet 35 likes
        1. SODI‏ @stedmanhalliday Nov 4
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          "While you were studying the blade in Crusader Kings, I mastered the intricacies of the Internal Revenue Code."

          0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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        2. 🅑🅔🅝‏ @ben_mathes Nov 4
          Replying to @eigenrobot @stedmanhalliday

          Yeah putting pre-valuation stock values into a Roth is… wish I was told about that when I joined early startups. silver lining: all those earrrrly shares and options are now worth noting so…

          2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
        3. 🅑🅔🅝‏ @ben_mathes Nov 4
          Replying to @ben_mathes @eigenrobot @stedmanhalliday

          Reading it is like “ah yes I am just like 0.5 std dev beyond midwit.”

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        1. Swamp Yankee‏ @ndwpdx Nov 4
          Replying to @eigenrobot @stedmanhalliday

          you couldn't be consul, or be a senator even, until you were 42... that was the quickest path through the cursus honorum cicero was consul at 42 that fvck

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        1. Jebediah Macaroni‏ @JMacaroni4 Nov 4
          Replying to @eigenrobot @stedmanhalliday

          Yea, but he was what, close to 50 after the conquest of Gaul? He did more in his middle age than most.

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