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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 28

      if you are twenty three. know that people fifteen years older than you have seen things you couldnt imagine

      24 replies 2 retweets 158 likes
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    2. acid shill‏ @acidshill Oct 28
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      iVe SeEn ThInGs YoU cAnT iMaGiNe

      1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
    3. acid shill‏ @acidshill Oct 28
      Replying to @acidshill @eigenrobot

      idk man i can imagine a whole lot of shit

      1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 28
      Replying to @acidshill

      @RemindMe_OfThis in fifteen years

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    5. acid shill‏ @acidshill Oct 28
      Replying to @eigenrobot @RemindMe_OfThis

      oh i’m sure that future me will be able to imagine things i can’t i just don’t think you can

      1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 28
      Replying to @acidshill @RemindMe_OfThis

      thsts my point. i dont need to imagine it. ive lived it

      1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
    7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 28
      Replying to @eigenrobot @acidshill @RemindMe_OfThis

      what kids know only from stories and imagination is simple metis to the old remember the difference between imagining what sex might be and going to bed with your thirtieth partner that happens over and over and not just for getting laid

      5 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
    8. Paul 🇦🇫 🇻🇳‏ @lemmyhazard Oct 29
      Replying to @eigenrobot @acidshill @RemindMe_OfThis

      You keep going on about how many things you've seen but you keep using the example of getting laid, is this just to flex that you're married?

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    9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 29
      Replying to @lemmyhazard @acidshill @RemindMe_OfThis

      no its just the easiest example finding a job, grappling with a boss, saving a damsel in distress, fighting a court battle, losing a job, finding a home, getting married, getting divorced, watching someone you can't save go down in flames, watching your parents grow old

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    10. Paul 🇦🇫 🇻🇳‏ @lemmyhazard Oct 29
      Replying to @eigenrobot @acidshill @RemindMe_OfThis

      Yeah, I've seen someone destroy himself without being able to stop it and it definitely feels like a gulf with other people who haven't. I'd rather leave getting a divorce as something I can never comprehend though.

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 29
      Replying to @lemmyhazard @acidshill @RemindMe_OfThis

      highly recommend avoiding divorce yes

      1:20 PM - 29 Oct 2021
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