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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 29

      eigenrobot Retweeted kang

      dudes rockhttps://twitter.com/jaycaspiankang/status/1454080606287974407 …

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      kangVerified account @jaycaspiankang
      let me get this straight: a 97 year old billionaire hobbyist drew a mega dorm w no windows and 2 entrances for a small city of students and said you can’t change one thing… AND UCSB SAID YES!?! This guy built a prison! https://twitter.com/pankisseskafka/status/1453952020549750790 … pic.twitter.com/nN8looKPHS
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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 29

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      https://twitter.com/AdsAmateur/status/1454149075851415555?t=SO1taCZCt1K-Nf9jSICgPg&s=19 …

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       🇺🇸 @AdsAmateur
      Replying to @AdsAmateur @eigenrobot
      also, they get picked off one by one by an unseen force
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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 29

      artists rendering of the final productpic.twitter.com/WokuiJRR2c

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 29

      as funding gets tighter and tighter for universities billionaires are gonna have more opportunities to force their will on campuses in hilarious ways and i am HERE for it

      11:20 AM - 29 Oct 2021
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        1. Pipes' Junk Shop, employee #4‏ @syntoythesis Oct 29
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Do you want "The Big U"? Because that's how you get "The Big U". #AllHailShekondar

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        1.  🇺🇸‏ @AdsAmateur Oct 29
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          the sad thing is that without windows, UCSB is losing resale value when they inevitably have to firesell this as the corrupt grift of academia falls gradually-then-all-at-oncepic.twitter.com/1S2p4lTwvy

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        1. Matthew Skala  💉 💉‏ @mattskala Oct 29
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          They have buttered their bed.

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        1. sneakn‏ @sneaknsneak Oct 29
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          This was under construction the entire time I went to school. It's a fun building to stumble through while messed up on an alumni weekend.pic.twitter.com/53KoLd0dS6

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        1. univ_explainer‏ @univ_explainer Oct 29
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          it is long past time for universities to introduce a "billionaire studies" curriculum to examine and celebrate the rich heritage of the most oppressed people in america

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        1. BenjiLocke‏ @LockeBenji Oct 29
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          NGL, there's a non-zero chance he's just tired of being asked for money and is seeing what he can get away with.pic.twitter.com/IIuFa7EHDC

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        1. zay zay‏ @zay_ugh Oct 29
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          They’re already 100 years too late. JDR/Carnegie beat them to it.https://aproposofnothing.substack.com/p/beyond-conspiracy-theory-the-sick?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&utm_source= …

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        1. Bay Bruth - Master of the Lotus Punch  🦞‏ @BennyBandito Oct 29
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          If I live to see the NCAA liminal space gladiatorial championships I'll consider it a life well lived.

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        1. Fahad Alam‏ @FahadMAlam Oct 29
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          On the one hand this is incredibly funny and we deserve it,

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