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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 28

      eigenrobot Retweeted Kat Rosenfield

      do people my age really struggle to tell kids offhttps://twitter.com/katrosenfield/status/1453788572616626179 …

      eigenrobot added,

      Kat RosenfieldVerified account @katrosenfield
      a theory: what if the problem is not Gen Z, but the millennials so uniquely insecure about getting older and out of touch that we are congenitally incapable of the necessary task of telling the 23 year-olds to slow their fucking roll https://www.nytimes.com/2021/10/28/business/gen-z-workplace-culture.html …
      47 replies 4 retweets 248 likes
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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 28

      this seems insane to me i like younger people but i am aware of our relative power levels at all times. that i could destroy them at will but _choose_ forebearance as a matter of grace

      12 replies 2 retweets 164 likes
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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 28

      if you are twenty three. know that people fifteen years older than you have seen things you couldnt imagine

      24 replies 2 retweets 158 likes
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    4. acid shill‏ @acidshill Oct 28
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      iVe SeEn ThInGs YoU cAnT iMaGiNe

      1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
    5. acid shill‏ @acidshill Oct 28
      Replying to @acidshill @eigenrobot

      idk man i can imagine a whole lot of shit

      1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 28
      Replying to @acidshill

      @RemindMe_OfThis in fifteen years

      1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
    7. acid shill‏ @acidshill Oct 28
      Replying to @eigenrobot @RemindMe_OfThis

      oh i’m sure that future me will be able to imagine things i can’t i just don’t think you can

      1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
    8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 28
      Replying to @acidshill @RemindMe_OfThis

      thsts my point. i dont need to imagine it. ive lived it

      1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 28
      Replying to @eigenrobot @acidshill @RemindMe_OfThis

      what kids know only from stories and imagination is simple metis to the old remember the difference between imagining what sex might be and going to bed with your thirtieth partner that happens over and over and not just for getting laid

      9:58 PM - 28 Oct 2021
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      • Maid3🔞 | ⬡-5737-⬡ Tyler DIR DIN bosco ostensibly nil 👰🏻‍♀️💒 kiwi 💒👰🏻‍♀️ blissfully married srav Charles DeGlopper Berarom
      5 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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        2. Liminal Warmth  ❤ ( 📜, 📜)‏ @liminal_warmth Oct 28
          Replying to @eigenrobot @acidshill @RemindMe_OfThis

          30? I mean... not bad robot There are so many jokes I've typed and deleted in this space as I weigh what's too much for Twitter I will spare you

          1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
        3. Jordan‏ @quickdrawyall Oct 29
          Replying to @liminal_warmth @eigenrobot and

          bury us with the outtakes

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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        1. blissfully married srav‏ @thesravaka Oct 28
          Replying to @eigenrobot @acidshill @RemindMe_OfThis

          the first banger tweet compared to the last

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        2. Mancuso68‏ @Mancuso681 Oct 28
          Replying to @eigenrobot @acidshill @RemindMe_OfThis

          Time erodes the cuteness factor. See a kid drool at 2 months of age, adorable. At age 15, not so much. See them hug a teddy bear like no one's ever done it before, heart-melting. See them embrace socialism like no one's ever done it before, gimme a fuckin' break already.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        3. Remind me of this tweet‏ @RemindMe_OfThis Oct 28
          Replying to @Mancuso681

          Remind me of this tweet Retweeted Mancuso68

          Sure thing👌! I'll remind you of this tweet on Wednesday, 29 December 2021 at 12:00 GMT+0000.https://twitter.com/Mancuso681/status/1453963748511653896 …

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          Mancuso68 @Mancuso681
          Replying to @eigenrobot @acidshill @RemindMe_OfThis
          Time erodes the cuteness factor. See a kid drool at 2 months of age, adorable. At age 15, not so much. See them hug a teddy bear like no one's ever done it before, heart-melting. See them embrace socialism like no one's ever done it before, gimme a fuckin' break already.
          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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        1. The Tightest Whitey‏ @_tightaf_ Oct 28
          Replying to @eigenrobot @acidshill @RemindMe_OfThis

          Thank you for your service old man

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        2. Paul 🇦🇫 🇻🇳‏ @lemmyhazard Oct 29
          Replying to @eigenrobot @acidshill @RemindMe_OfThis

          You keep going on about how many things you've seen but you keep using the example of getting laid, is this just to flex that you're married?

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 29
          Replying to @lemmyhazard @acidshill @RemindMe_OfThis

          no its just the easiest example finding a job, grappling with a boss, saving a damsel in distress, fighting a court battle, losing a job, finding a home, getting married, getting divorced, watching someone you can't save go down in flames, watching your parents grow old

          2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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