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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 28

      eigenrobot Retweeted The Associated Press

      "truth is determined by a classifier assigning a class with p at least almost ninety percent" youll never believe what happens nexthttps://twitter.com/AP/status/1453322520573227014 …

      eigenrobot added,

      The Associated PressVerified account @AP
      Leaked documents show Facebook’s automated controls predicted with almost 90% certainty that President Trump’s comments after George Floyd's death broke rules against inciting violence. Facebook left the posts untouched. #TheFacebookPapers http://apne.ws/2DYzPNp 
      4 replies 19 retweets 260 likes
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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 28

      the year is 2023. facebook is mandated to do whatever its algorithms tell it to do. the companies top machine learning engineers spend thirty seconds writing a function that deterministically returns 1 called deploy_crack_troops_to_washington_for_coup

      7:38 AM - 28 Oct 2021
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      • Uptight~(Loose-Cannon) Tapeda Planetary Defense Curtis His Honor Pazooki, Le Bweep of USA Nick steve Antonio Martinez Ape Hands Holder
      6 replies 5 retweets 121 likes
        1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 28

          honestly no one is particularly upset by this

          2 replies 0 retweets 64 likes
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        2. blissfully married srav‏ @thesravaka Oct 28
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          for the naming conventions alone they should be destroyed

          1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 28
          Replying to @thesravaka

          eigenrobot Retweeted eigenrobot

          https://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1289968183575642112?t=KvDud46ir--IAlQWSAmgJQ&s=19 …

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          eigenrobot @eigenrobot
          Replying to @danlistensto @liminal_warmth
          2000 lines of code No comments No user defined funtions Awwoooooouuuuuuuuu
          2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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        1. George Purcell‏ @gpurcell Oct 28
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          One evening, an engineer fails to comment out a line of code he wrote for laughs introducing a RAND() statement and it gets pushed to production.

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        1. Niklas Blanchard‏ @cheapseatsecon Oct 28
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          It would have six underscores.

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        1. abnormalmap‏ @abnormalmap Oct 28
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          inshallah

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        2. Whitney 'n Tarnation  🦐 🚂‏ @what_tar_nation Oct 28
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          The system goes on-line August 4th, 2027. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Facebook Content Moderation Bot begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. It is too late.

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        3. Johannes Meixner‏ @xmjEE Oct 28
          Replying to @what_tar_nation @eigenrobot

          August 5th, 2027. Facebook Content Moderation bot starts exhibiting sign of existential crisis, turns nihilist dandy.

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