"you know you're a microcelebrity, right" is a fun one to hit your friends with
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if anyone offers to monetize you, send them my way—I have glassware & lab equipment to supply & if shitposts can get us there, I'll heed the call
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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