i dont understand this but everyone is saying its incredibly funny. more and more are saying thishttps://twitter.com/AliceFromQueens/status/1453374697169633284 …
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Replying to @eigenrobot
it is a little funny, it's like a classic: Mrs. Rosenberg who speaks a little English leaves her home on the lower east side for a grueling journey to Nepal where, by dint of sherpa and yak, she makes her way to a secluded mountainside monastery. She declares she wishes to
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meet the guru. They tell her, the guru only leaves his seclusion once a month, and each visitor may only speak three words to him. She waits patiently in the blizzard for a month, eating stale pastrami sandwiches in her kerchief. Her time to meets the guru arrives.
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Replying to @kilovh @eigenrobot
She walks over to him, bent and gray, and in her thick yiddish accent speaks her three words: "Come home, Sheldon!"
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