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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 27

    made two obscure jokes last night and im worried not enough people got them. this is my greatest weakness as a comedian. i think you gotta just drop those bombs and move on and never look back, secure in knowing that it was funny no matter whether it went over head's aplenty

    2:16 AM - 27 Oct 2021
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      1. metakuna is in NYC (5/100 blog posts)‏ @metakuna Oct 27
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        this is why twitter is good, the fewer people get it the better the joke here

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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 27
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        theyre having so much fun!

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      1. Thomas McEvoy‏ @ThomasMcEvoy19 Oct 27
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        pic.twitter.com/XPLUxmNJVa

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      1. Sirsfurther‏ @sirsfurther Oct 27
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        I wld simply figure it out from context

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      1. Fernando Borretti‏ @zetalyrae Oct 27
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        I would simply pretend to understand

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      1. loosely speaking, a monke  🐒‏ @LooseMonke Oct 27
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        Mass appeal is for sellouts anyway. Your jokes were funny! Probably. I don't know, I didn't get them.

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      2. Berarom‏ @rerarom Oct 27
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        Berarom Retweeted Berarom

        https://twitter.com/rerarom/status/1449464594632777731?s=20 …

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        Berarom @rerarom
        Replying to @eigenrobot
        the benefit of having 25k followers is that you can make whatever reference you want and someone will get it
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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 27
        Replying to @rerarom

        well ok but a second problem is that i have an urge to explain it just so that everyone knows how funny i am. and thats deeply lame

        3 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
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      1. St. Rev. Dr. Rev II: Revving Intensifies  ☯️ 🏴 😻‏ @St_Rev Oct 27
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        St. Rev. Dr. Rev II: Revving Intensifies  ☯️ 🏴 😻 Retweeted St. Rev. Dr. Rev II: Revving Intensifies  ☯️ 🏴 😻

        Never fear or apologize for obscurityhttps://twitter.com/St_Rev/status/1453198175334961157 …

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