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    2. Proteus is learning to code‏ @ProteusMorrill Oct 21
      Replying to @PstafarianPrice @eigenrobot

      It's not unheard of. The same thing happened to Brandon Lee, son of Bruce Lee:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brandon_Lee#Death …

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    4. ingroup office cat :3‏ @kaisoapbox Oct 21
      Replying to @PstafarianPrice @ProteusMorrill @eigenrobot

      tbh i have a story about this from my short-lived stint in officer training (no one got hurt cos there were no bullets) so a whole bunch of navy officer cadets, inclusive of myself, were getting instruction on how to use pistols. like, clearing, loading/unloading, etc

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    5. ingroup office cat :3‏ @kaisoapbox Oct 21
      Replying to @kaisoapbox @PstafarianPrice and

      there was literally negative trigger discipline. people were like pointing them at each other, finger on the trigger, or actually pulling the trigger, racking the pistol repeatedly just for fun, etc

      2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
    6. ingroup office cat :3‏ @kaisoapbox Oct 21
      Replying to @kaisoapbox @PstafarianPrice and

      i spent some time in the army beforehand and they really drilled in all the weapon discipline and so i got *so mad* i went in front of everyone and basically cussed them all out and then they laughed because all the pistols were unloaded so what's the harm?

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    7. ingroup office cat :3‏ @kaisoapbox Oct 21
      Replying to @kaisoapbox @PstafarianPrice and

      they haven't seen weapons go off (thankfully, blanks) during morning arms inspection because people were too tired after the night exercise and chambered a round while clearing arms without knowing it and no one saw because it was too dark

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    8. ingroup office cat :3‏ @kaisoapbox Oct 21
      Replying to @kaisoapbox @PstafarianPrice and

      but i have, and the sound of that going off wakes you up like no cup of coffee can the guy who did it was a friend of mine and he got punished *heavily* for that, but its not entirely his fault since his weapon was supposed to have been cleared by that point by our commanders

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    9. ingroup office cat :3‏ @kaisoapbox Oct 21
      Replying to @kaisoapbox @PstafarianPrice and

      but the officer cadets didn't care for that story, and so they continued horsing around with their actual armoury-issued pistols, and all i could do was fume about it these people will be giving orders in the future, and i shudder to think what their attitude here may indicate

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    10. ingroup office cat :3‏ @kaisoapbox Oct 21
      Replying to @kaisoapbox @PstafarianPrice and

      so anyway i dropped out of officer school a few months after that

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 21
      Replying to @kaisoapbox @PstafarianPrice @ProteusMorrill

      respect

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        1. ingroup office cat :3‏ @kaisoapbox Oct 21
          Replying to @eigenrobot @PstafarianPrice @ProteusMorrill

          i mean that wasn't the main reason, but it was a non-zero contribution

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        2. Rat King Crimson‏ @Alphiloscorp Oct 21
          Replying to @eigenrobot @kaisoapbox and

          Holy shit. @kwaisoapbox Glad you got put of there my friend.

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        3. ingroup office cat :3‏ @kaisoapbox Oct 21
          Replying to @Alphiloscorp @eigenrobot and

          thanks, rkc! 🥰🥰 it legitimately took effort, they like, bent rules *actively* to try to stop me from leaving! i know we have a manpower crunch but c'mon have *some* standards, please?

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