babies are heavy af and its really bad if you drop them. if as a baby your parents throw you successfully its proof your bloodline is strong and dexterous and brave and you will survive the winter. this knowledge is pleasing to a babyhttps://twitter.com/tszzl/status/1450580740278738947 …
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Replying to @eigenrobot
my father held up my brother like in the lion king and his head got thwhapped, thwhapped by some fan blades. am eating dinner with said brother many years later. he's paying
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Replying to @eigenrobot
if u couldn't tell, i'm hella drunk. it's my birthday so who gives a f
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HBD DUDE enjoy ps dont forget to drink some water
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