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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 19

    eigenrobot Retweeted roon ( 🔄,  🔄)

    babies are heavy af and its really bad if you drop them. if as a baby your parents throw you successfully its proof your bloodline is strong and dexterous and brave and you will survive the winter. this knowledge is pleasing to a babyhttps://twitter.com/tszzl/status/1450580740278738947 …

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    roon ( 🔄,  🔄) @tszzl
    someone explain the evopsych behind why babies love getting tossed
    5:15 PM - 19 Oct 2021
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      1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 19

        eigenrobot Retweeted michael curzi

        the shit testing is refusing to use a toilet for the first two years of life in spite of being born with ancestral knowledge of plumbinghttps://twitter.com/michaelcurzi/status/1450616826203820032?t=MfYiPEKbZmtqRM9eXak9rw&s=19 …

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        michael curzi @michaelcurzi
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        It’s shit testing
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      1. michael curzi‏ @michaelcurzi Oct 19
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        It’s shit testing

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      2. Noble Jarl‏ @Manicton Oct 19
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I don't believe this. But I have no argument against it.

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      2. KURT‏ @KurtKendricks Oct 19
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Babies, the original kettlebell.

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      3. J O'Hara‏ @specklight Oct 19
        Replying to @KurtKendricks @eigenrobot

        . . .but flipping and turning a baby over your shoulders and flopping them from one of your forearms to the other, in order to make him laugh, before they can even crawl, may trigger strabismus amblyopia as ocular muscles are weak at such an early age. No carnival rides for baby.

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      1. Joe ( 👻 in the machine)‏ @JoeClibbens Oct 19
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        just so

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      2. COURAGEOUS TRANQUILITY‏ @ggggguillotine Oct 19
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        my father held up my brother like in the lion king and his head got thwhapped, thwhapped by some fan blades. am eating dinner with said brother many years later. he's paying

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 19
        Replying to @ggggguillotine

        get his ass

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      1. James Rippel‏ @J_Rippel Oct 19
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        Gotta make sure to toss the baby when the womenfolk aren’t around, otherwise you can’t really let it rip and the baby will get a substandard toss. No risk, no reward.

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