the shit testing is refusing to use a toilet for the first two years of life in spite of being born with ancestral knowledge of plumbinghttps://twitter.com/michaelcurzi/status/1450616826203820032?t=MfYiPEKbZmtqRM9eXak9rw&s=19 …
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It’s shit testing
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I don't believe this. But I have no argument against it.
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Babies, the original kettlebell.
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. . .but flipping and turning a baby over your shoulders and flopping them from one of your forearms to the other, in order to make him laugh, before they can even crawl, may trigger strabismus amblyopia as ocular muscles are weak at such an early age. No carnival rides for baby.
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my father held up my brother like in the lion king and his head got thwhapped, thwhapped by some fan blades. am eating dinner with said brother many years later. he's paying
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get his ass
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Gotta make sure to toss the baby when the womenfolk aren’t around, otherwise you can’t really let it rip and the baby will get a substandard toss. No risk, no reward.
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