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    1. bosco‏ @selentelechia Oct 18

      silicone gel apparently works ok on stretch marks so I'm going to do the treatment for six weeks on one boob but not the other I may document the results here but unlike the barley experiment, I will not be providing pictures

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    2. bosco‏ @selentelechia Oct 18

      if it works ill do the other boob, ain't like it's going anywhere

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    3. bosco‏ @selentelechia Oct 18

      I didn't get any on my belly I don't mind the ones on my hips but I got really dramatic ones after losing 60lbs several years ago and I don't care for them I like how they've faded bc of the size increase from breastfeeding, and I'm a bit ☹ about their inevitable return

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    4. bosco‏ @selentelechia Oct 18

      no man has ever given a shit except that time my buddy took acid, stared at my cleavage for a bit, and then asked "dude how did you get your skin to DO that, it's AWESOME"

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    5.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds Oct 18
      Replying to @selentelechia

      wholesome 😭

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 18
      Replying to @goblinodds @selentelechia

      she once was like "do you mind my stretch marks" and i could only reply "i literally have no idea what your talking about"

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        1. Dmitriy Kolesnikov‏ @NanoHydraulic Oct 18
          Replying to @eigenrobot @goblinodds @selentelechia

          It's the elements, often found in continental philosophic prose, that suggest one is stretching the reasonable definition of words and concepts.

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        1. Mike Hinton‏ @Mike_Hinton Oct 18
          Replying to @eigenrobot @goblinodds @selentelechia

          seriously wives most husbands are ecstatic you still have sex with them on the regular

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        1. joshua‏ @BlackJJosh Oct 18
          Replying to @eigenrobot @goblinodds @selentelechia

          Is that the three dots... where you're trying to stretch out a sentence?

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        1. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @WilliamGrobman Oct 18
          Replying to @eigenrobot @goblinodds @selentelechia

          You seem like you're so in to your wife. Great place to be, dude.

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        1.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds Oct 18
          Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

          dudes rock :')

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        2. David Deutsch‏ @skore_de Oct 18
          Replying to @eigenrobot @goblinodds @selentelechia

          Told my wife yesterday that she looked beautiful which caught her by surprise because she was CERTAIN that on that day in particular, she absolutely looked like a hag. The mirror told her so! HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW PRETTY OUR CHILDREN ARE,DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT'S MY GENES, WOMAN

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        3.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds Oct 18
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          :')

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        1. PEG‏Verified account @pegobry Oct 18
          Replying to @eigenrobot @goblinodds @selentelechia

          Stretch marks show how you can give life and that I put a baby in you. *Incredibly hot.*

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        1. PALEOLITHIC AGE TUNA  🐟 ALTUNA 🐟 ALTINA‏ @alt1na1 Oct 18
          Replying to @eigenrobot @goblinodds @selentelechia

          Awwww

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