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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 27 Dec 2019

      .@selentelechia just got a text message from our Airbnb host guess we're not getting invited back guess the walls aren't as thick as we thought

      30 replies 2 retweets 210 likes
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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 27 Dec 2019

      didnt realize i could still feel mortified but here we are

      4 replies 0 retweets 85 likes
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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 27 Dec 2019

      THE POLITE THING IS TO NOT SAY ANYTHING RIGHT?!

      6 replies 0 retweets 75 likes
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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 27 Dec 2019

      ok we've discussed this and are confident that they're the real monsters here

      5 replies 0 retweets 76 likes
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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 27 Dec 2019

      at least they have a fluffy boi to welcome us backpic.twitter.com/GUCCQEx1Kj

      4 replies 0 retweets 83 likes
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    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 27 Dec 2019

      eigenrobot Retweeted bosco

      4 ppl askinghttps://twitter.com/selentelechia/status/1210789351254183944?s=19 …

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      bosco @selentelechia
      Replying to @default_friend @eigenrobot
      siiigh FINE pic.twitter.com/Ys6LlA87uJ
      14 replies 0 retweets 58 likes
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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 18

      eigenrobot Retweeted Sasha Chapin

      i feel thishttps://twitter.com/sashachapin/status/1450150642379472897?t=7APR-yblMyyYwWTl71uI8w&s=19 …

      eigenrobot added,

      Sasha Chapin @sashachapin
      Hotels are disrupting the airbnb industry as customers realize they have no fucking desire to be “reviewed” based on their vacationing abilities
      10:37 AM - 18 Oct 2021
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      • 115 Likes
      • Lucasfergus Dedicating Ruckus Fifty, Foul, A Sly Drunk Berarom Antibodhi Divia Eden Same Old Train Gary Basin brooĸe bowman
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        1. father of the year‏ @ITBeHa Oct 18
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          it’s a complimentary affirmative consent witness service

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        1. Kang Reborn‏ @Hungbrah Oct 18
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          "Has loud, raunchy, satisfying sex with SO. 2/5 stars"

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        1. Reluctant Exister‏ @IriathZhul Oct 18
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          regrettably i have made eye contact with the host of the airbnb from my wedding night

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        1. Squirrels in space‏ @squirrelspcsuit Oct 18
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Every time I see these I become more convinced my experience with the app is in a parallel universe

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        1. blissfully married srav‏ @thesravaka Oct 18
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          i personally have very good reviews on all these things.

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        1. Ken (WE GONNA BE OKAAAAAY)‏ @KenBearIsland Oct 18
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          lol

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        2. รภ๏ฬ คקє  ❄️ ❤️‍🔥 🌈 🐝 🌄 ✝️ ⚡ 👁️‏ @paneuropaeus Oct 18
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          why would you allow two young adults to stay in your house if you weren't comfortable with them fucking

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        3. รภ๏ฬ คקє  ❄️ ❤️‍🔥 🌈 🐝 🌄 ✝️ ⚡ 👁️‏ @paneuropaeus Oct 18
          Replying to @paneuropaeus @eigenrobot

          also gg on noise game eigenrobot

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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        2. ;‏ @moothought Oct 18
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          robot confirmed as boyfriend*

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        3. ;‏ @moothought Oct 18
          Replying to @moothought @eigenrobot

          airbnb will never have my support, basically a sub-kink to having a "landlord" if you didn't have one already

          0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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