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Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia
Enjoy the naughty husband jokes while you can, eigen. Eventually you're going to make one, notice the daughter snicker, and realize you have to watch what you say for the rest of your life.
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Replying to @bellisaurius @selentelechia
my dad never stopped doing this we thought it was cute
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Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia
Mine do too. The down side is the wife glaring at me as they making jokes about crispy potato sacks, with the 8yo occasionally piping in with an 'actually it's a scrotum, mom'
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my dads were esoteric, indirect. eg brother: mom you dont need to plan a graduation party for me mom: ill be celebratory if i want to! dad, offended: what. im not going to stop having sex
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