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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 15

      messed up some cultures live in environments so dirty they have to take their shoes off when they go inside

      34 replies 4 retweets 192 likes
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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 15

      eigenrobot Retweeted Mark Park

      colonialism is when i visit you and you expect me to follow your normshttps://twitter.com/soapman5000/status/1449154550976245761 …

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      Mark Park @soapman5000
      Replying to @eigenrobot
      Also messed up how they impose that culture on me when I visit
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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 15

      eigenrobot Retweeted eigenrobot

      "bluuuuuuuuh what about carpets" real homeowners posting their Ls hourshttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1449160290474491907?t=z3NyrpBW8rFNW-p76KQszw&s=19 …

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      eigenrobot @eigenrobot
      Replying to @NLRG_
      imagine having a carpet instead of something you can just spray off with a hose once every few years
      4:51 PM - 15 Oct 2021
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      • Esther bob smith ℝ𝕒𝕖🚬🐵 🎄DJPNoel portalnyc Punctilious_Kudu Christopher Smith zywiec strawman
      10 replies 0 retweets 62 likes
        1. NLRG Loves Recursive Guises‏ @NLRG_ Oct 15
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          haha how do you do fellow homeowners,

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        1. all-paca father‏ @OneEyedAlpaca Oct 15
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          our front entry is stained aggregate (with a bonus shell casing hidden underneath a rug, in the aggregate)

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        1.  🇭🇰 Silas  🇭🇰‏ @CrimeaArchivist Oct 15
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Barefoot on carpet > barefoot on wood or tile Deep in your heart you know this to be true

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        1. entroflea‏ @entroflea Oct 15
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          The robot that posts feet wishes to normalize their entrapment in prisons of latex and leather, curious...

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        2. Steven Godofsky‏ @sgodofsk Oct 15
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          i have carpets and i wear shoes on them

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        3. Steven Godofsky‏ @sgodofsk Oct 15
          Replying to @sgodofsk @eigenrobot

          carpets are Good Actually

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        1. KURT‏ @KurtKendricks Oct 15
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          This is why I've lived in an abandoned warehouse for years. No carpets, no monthly payments, no HOA, and tha authorities still havent found the bodies I keep in the basement.

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        2. The Bicoloured-Python-Rock-Snake‏ @pythonrocksnake Oct 15
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          The house we just bought has carpeting directly inside the main family entry from the driveway. No landing of tile or vinyl to drop shoes or boots. It’s insane, and I have no idea exactly what we’ll do this winter.

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        3. The Bicoloured-Python-Rock-Snake‏ @pythonrocksnake Oct 15
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          If things go to plan, I’ll have a job offer soon, and can take a month off in between to tile that corner of the family room.

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        1. DR_O_oDR                              ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @DRO_oDR Oct 15
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          large porcelain stoneware tiles + underfloor heating it's been a good choice 2000 years ago, it's still good today.

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