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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 13

    eigenrobot Retweeted bosco

    i dont know how to cope with this i read this tweet and ran into the room and she was already cuddling her mom so i just gave her a kiss then went back out to the couch and rolled back and forth trying to deal with how anything could be so simultaneously adorable and heartrendinghttps://twitter.com/selentelechia/status/1448486360881397767 …

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    bosco @selentelechia
    baby woke up and started crying I went to her room and found her sitting in the corner, stuffed rabbit in her lap, sadly clapping her hands
    8:34 PM - 13 Oct 2021
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    • Sernie Banders Space Pirate zywiec Quotidiania (Just Some Guy) MePostingMyL'sOnline urone χτύπα με με αυτό T.L. Benware 👰🏻‍♀️💒 kiwi 💒👰🏻‍♀️
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      2. Whitney 'n Tarnation  🦐 🚂‏ @what_tar_nation Oct 13
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        can't believe you let Noah Smith influence your child

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 13
        Replying to @what_tar_nation

        no this was all @sonyasupposedly

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      1. David Deutsch‏ @skore_de Oct 13
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        oh brace yourself for when she can tell you her thoughts. you've never had a tiny human punch you right in your heart quite like it. Every other night when I put my 2yo to sleep, she'll mention, as if in passing "and then you'll look after mom, and then… you'll come back"

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      1. two craps and a queef  💛/ 🖤‏ @the_f_m Oct 13
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        sounds about as good a way of coping as anything else

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      1. Vegito Main Lives Matter‏ @J_Weenus Oct 13
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        One day - when she is more independent and can walk and such - she will burst into tears for some stupid reason, you will hold your arms out, and she will run into them It will pulverize your soul, and vindicate every single thing you have ever done in your life, simultaneously

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