So, Russia expands to start taking over American culture and poison it from within. Meanwhile, MIC and NWO are freaking the fuck out, looking for allies or patsies so they can regain the advantage against the IT/$ alliance.
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MIC are the masters of the Material world, so even IT/$ still need to go through them to make Stuff. MIC tries to leverage this to regain some control over $.
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MIC and $ keep escalating their fight, until MIC tries one of its old tricks - colonial economic conquest. Thing is, until now its always had $ on its side to smooth it over. MIC tries to conquer and absorb China, but gets infected instead.
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So now NWO is infected with Nazis, MIC is infected with China, IT is infected with Russia, and $ is infected with goddamn Vampires.
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Important correction! IT isnt infected by Russia, theyre mind controlled. This is very different from how NWO got Nazified or how $ got vamped.
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Anyway! NWO decides to reach around and try to join forces with the Russian NWO equivalent, since they seem to have some kind of mesmeric mind control on ITs subconscious, and NWO is desperate. Meanwhile $ reaches out to China to start carving up MIC and splitting the meat.
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So now NWO is the worst parts of the Nazis, the CIA and the KGB; MIC is a Thanksgiving turkey carved up by $, $ is both joined forces with the Chinese MIC/$/NWO *and* mostly vamped, and IT is a mind controlled patsy that keeps being told to slap itself hard in the face.
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If not for the vampire problem, we could have probably fixed the Nazi problem. If not for the Nazi problem, we could have probably noticed the vampires. As it is, they hit too close together.
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im genuinely impressed
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Replying to @eigenrobot @Gent_Sausage
Whenever someone goes QTard on me, my only-half-ironic retort is "did you hear that from the Nazi lizards or the goddamn vampires? Who's controlling you??"
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To be clear, the vampires did 9/11; the Nazi lizardmen are the ones turning the frogs gay. I Am Not Making This Up.
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