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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 12

      eigenrobot Retweeted jonstokes.com

      huh I actually bought one like that to use as a shedhttps://twitter.com/jonst0kes/status/1448048762585288706 …

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      jonstokes.com @jonst0kes
      This is wild. Everyone buys this product for the exact same off-label usage, it seems. Can anyone guess what it's for based on the mods the algo has suggested? pic.twitter.com/BTJEOudkqC
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    2. Alex Godofsky‏ @AlexGodofsky Oct 12
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      reminds me of how the qtip people have to pretend it's for something other than cleaning your ear

      4 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
    3. Kitten  💖 🐈‏ @kitten_beloved Oct 12
      Replying to @AlexGodofsky @eigenrobot

      "DANGER: do not insert into ear canal" Yeah sure OK

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 12
      Replying to @kitten_beloved @AlexGodofsky

      sometimes I use them to clean my keyboard with isopropyl

      4:24 PM - 12 Oct 2021
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        2. bosco‏ @selentelechia Oct 12
          Replying to @eigenrobot @kitten_beloved @AlexGodofsky

          I internalized that warning so hard that I still don't use them to clean out my ears

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        3. Kitten  💖 🐈‏ @kitten_beloved Oct 12
          Replying to @selentelechia @eigenrobot @AlexGodofsky

          I never used to, then started a few years ago and now I'm completely addicted They feel good but I don't think it's actually necessary to use them for most people

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