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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 11

      eigenrobot Retweeted Cold November Eddie

      hmmm i wonder about this hard to disentangle these things empiricallyhttps://twitter.com/random_eddie/status/1447602437938876417 …

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      Cold November Eddie @random_eddie
      b) I continue to maintain that the new shoplifting trend is not due to the absence of enforcement. It's due to the dispelling of the *illusion* of enforcement. It's always been possible to do this. There's never been any consequences. But people used to *think* there were.
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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 11

      eigenrobot Retweeted Edward Gibbon

      cost effective solution: mandate service workers carry, and grant them qualified immunityhttps://twitter.com/ModestlyModrut/status/1447731694480543747?t=CgHAV72CjIunSGId2R1pIA&s=19 …

      eigenrobot added,

      Edward Gibbon @ModestlyModrut
      Replying to @eigenrobot
      Unfortunately the consequences of the shift (if true) are even worse than if false - it means that in order to shift back you need to create the illusion of enforcement again, probably by enforcing even more severely
      6:19 PM - 11 Oct 2021
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        1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 12

          the last tweet was 90% a joke

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        2. Christopher Sanchez is here for it.  ♿ ♎ ♂️ 🔞‏ @sanchezc1989 Oct 11
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Majority of service workers don't have the balls to even pull iron, let alone use it.

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        3. Eric Silk‏ @EricSilky Oct 11
          Replying to @sanchezc1989 @eigenrobot

          I agree, but it's less about the balls and more to do with, "do I want to bear the burden of knowing I killed someone over some shit they were stealing?"

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        1. Gordon Mohr ꧁ 👁 👁꧂‏ @gojomo Oct 11
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Gordon Mohr ꧁ 👁 👁꧂ Retweeted Gordon Mohr ꧁ 👁 👁꧂

          or man-trap doorway vestibuleshttps://twitter.com/gojomo/status/1412630810956492800 …

          Gordon Mohr ꧁ 👁 👁꧂ added,

          Gordon Mohr ꧁ 👁 👁꧂ @gojomo
          local SF Walgreens locations now have so much inventory inconveniently behind locked shelves, I wish they'd just fast-forward to installing airlock-like 'man-trap' vestibules at the front door
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        1. Didymus‏ @geospagetti Oct 11
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          The compromise that every high end retailer in Chicago has gone for is to pay a guy to stand inside with a gun but he’s not allowed to actually do anything. Works pretty well actually

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        2. acid shill‏ @acidshill Oct 11
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          give employees equity

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        3. acid shill‏ @acidshill Oct 11
          Replying to @acidshill @eigenrobot

          if someone’s stealing shit, i don’t care too much if someone’s stealing MY shit, ohhh boy

          0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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        1. Raphael Moras de Vasconcellos‏ @raphaelmoras Oct 12
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          A way of looking is one of the State's birthings was to force everyone in the village to pay for the wall and the night's watch. Nowadays, public street safety is subsidized thru tax, but a monopoly and very inefficient. So we need to internalize costs.

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