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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 9

      eigenrobot Retweeted bosco

      oh ffshttps://twitter.com/selentelechia/status/1446983487043485696 …

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      bosco @selentelechia
      seriously? pic.twitter.com/EVNcXY4AjG
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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 9

      i laminated my vaccine card when i got it (ie applied packing tape) and keep it in my wallet and idk this still just makes me furious i wasnt actually expecting them to do something like this what an incredible pain in the ass for everyone

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 9

      eigenrobot Retweeted Mark Corrigan, Esq.

      failure of theory of mind idk. i didnt think about it that much and just assumed everyone else was as busy as i am and didnt have time to be paying attention to other peoples shithttps://twitter.com/skirtsnhose/status/1447011976396296201?t=Zw_4faob4xv7e1Y-9lOL_g&s=19 …

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      Mark Corrigan, Esq. @skirtsnhose
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      How did you not expect this up there?
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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 9

      legitimately i think i turn my brain off when people say "theyre gonna take away our specific freedoms" because to me that sounds like "a bunch of people are going to have to do some new work" and that seems deeply fake to me. who has the time for this

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        1. Courier‏ @cowboy_mode Oct 9
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          People will go out of their way to inconvenience others simply out of spite even if it generates more work for themselves this is like the most primal of all human behaviors…

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        2. Arjun‏ @arjunxkapoor Oct 9
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          I believe the freedom canaries this time around. More to come.

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        3. Look up Knuffelberen‏ @poiThePoi Oct 9
          Replying to @arjunxkapoor @eigenrobot

          There's going to be a hysterically brutal under-reaction to Florida getting rid of their measles vaccines. Ohio makes you show the card to get into giant stadium events, which is probably 2nd on the list after doctor's offices where I'm chill about it.

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        1. Grümpenführer‏ @Grmpenfhrer3 Oct 9
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          The doom and gloom about email jobs wasn't for performance. They all make 117k a year and take 3 calls a day and you have to dig around to find which tendril of the Byzantine bureaucracy their salary's disclosed under. Invisible forces tell them what to enact, and they do it.

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        1. ƨꭋɘƨꭋɘvdo‏ @obversers Oct 9
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          a lot of people find it extremely rewarding to do I've met them, they'd do this for free

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        1. magic bean farmer‏ @cryptocrates Oct 9
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          sometimes i fear Eigen could get caught flat footed by the future but then remember he's Good on purpose to make you click =]

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        1. UnicornGonads‏ @UnicornGonad Oct 9
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Pretty sure a large segment of the population has found their calling in getting to antagonize others with pointless compliance.

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        2. David Deutsch‏ @skore_de Oct 9
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          I see your rage, but I have trouble emphasizing with your perspective or even seeing the slippery slope, sorry. You KNOW people have mostly pretend jobs, these days. Throwing in "check this one document" is not at all an undue imposition on their precious time.

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        3. David Deutsch‏ @skore_de Oct 9
          Replying to @skore_de @eigenrobot

          You know, that's actually a more interesting conspiracy theory - that superfluous busywork is injected into jobs in order to have excess authoritatian henchmen capacity when needed.

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        1. Vertical‏ @schwabsauce Oct 9
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          most employees of these establishments don’t make a big deal out of these statutes - but it still nukes a lot of their traffic

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