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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 7 May 2020

      eigenrobot Retweeted Andy McCarthy

      stares directly at camerahttps://twitter.com/AndrewCMcCarthy/status/1258154195104018432?s=19 …

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      Andy McCarthyVerified account @AndrewCMcCarthy
      I actually wore a bandana covering my face, nose down, to go to the bank today. Whole time I'm thinking, 'I've convicted people on less evidence than this ...'
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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Jul 2020

      eigenrobot Retweeted crypt

      broke: put trans people with birth sex in jail joke: put trans ppl with identified sex in jail Woke I Guess:https://twitter.com/nmgrm/status/1283451769301991425?s=19 …

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      crypt @nmgrm
      la county force fed a male teen in juvenile hall 30 doses of estradiol because he had moderately high tested t levels, and he grew breasts pic.twitter.com/CAGrZ1uQN8
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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 24 Jul 2020

      eigenrobot Retweeted New York Daily News

      worried about police reform reducing the rate at which cops murder guys selling loosies? BE AT EASE prosecutor's are cops toohttps://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/1286457767729991680?s=19 …

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      New York Daily NewsVerified account @NYDailyNews
      Cops shouldn’t fear accidentally breaking the city’s new anti-chokehold law because no city district attorney will prosecute them, the NYPD’s Chief of Department told a closed-door meeting of police brass. https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/ny-nypd-chief-blows-up-says-cops-shouldnt-be-afraid-of-diaphragm-law-20200724-tu5pnvxggbftpceny2447k7hpi-story.html …
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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Aug 2020

      eigenrobot Retweeted Siraj Hashmi

      I don't even have anything glib for this one Reported document leak describing the internal police gangs in LA Playful cliques like the Banditos and the Executioners, and one that allegedly requires breaking an inmate's bones for initiationhttps://twitter.com/SirajAHashmi/status/1291094965809033216?s=19 …

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      Siraj HashmiVerified account @SirajAHashmi
      This story is bonkers. According to docs obtained by the LA Times, there are a handful of secret deputy groups operating inside the LA Sheriff's Dept, which conduct their business in violent, intimidating ways much like street gangs https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-08-04/sheriff-deputy-clique-payouts …
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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 30

      eigenrobot Retweeted eigenrobot

      police are geniuses at deliberately and systematically working around the fourth amendment the private sector is happy to help (read up)https://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1421192530918395907?s=19 …

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      eigenrobot @eigenrobot
      ha ha ha hope they never abuse this ha ha pic.twitter.com/rWpjsI3y1b
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    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 5

      eigenrobot Retweeted Eric Nelson

      philly againhttps://twitter.com/literaryeric/status/1423294550999764992?s=19 …

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      Eric Nelson @literaryeric
      Philly cops have been towing cars from legal spaces to illegal spaces, impounded the cars from the illegal spaces, and then trying to sell the cars at auction. https://www.inquirer.com/news/towing-philadelphia-parking-authority-nightmare-20210319.html …
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    7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 7

      eigenrobot Retweeted Rob Romano

      https://twitter.com/2Aupdates/status/1423877545095749634?s=19 …

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      Rob Romano @2Aupdates
      Flashback to that time when ATF agents arrested a mentally disabled man after they paid him to get a neck tattoo of a logo for a store that doesn't exist: https://archive.jsonline.com/watchdog/watchdogreports/atf-uses-rogue-tactics-in-storefront-stings-across-the-nation-b99146765z1-234916641.html … pic.twitter.com/dYU6nxyFRK
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    8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 22

      eigenrobot Retweeted Benjamin Ross

      cop steals identity of citizen, hijinks ensue ht @NLRG_ @orb_net thanks i guesshttps://twitter.com/BenRossTransit/status/1429075562845376518?s=19 …

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      Benjamin Ross @BenRossTransit
      Amazing story. Head of Colorado police union uses recovered stolen plates for personal driving on toll road. Toll authority sends theft victim $1600 in toll bills & state won't let her register new car because they're unpaid https://gazette.com/premium/police-leave-disabled-colorado-woman-with-nearly-1-600-toll-bill-after-using-her-stolen/article_933f4010-013e-11ec-8a0b-93ae7696809a.html …
      3 replies 5 retweets 46 likes
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    9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 4

      eigenrobot Retweeted Joshua Erlich

      a smorgasbord of cops at workhttps://twitter.com/JoshuaErlich/status/1434161550085042176?s=19 …

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      Joshua Erlich @JoshuaErlich
      my god, this week in the federal appellate courts pic.twitter.com/GMHoYZPteZ
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    10. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 1

      eigenrobot Retweeted Spike Cohen

      https://twitter.com/RealSpikeCohen/status/1443937783001894916?s=19 …

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      Spike CohenVerified account @RealSpikeCohen
      This man's name is Marvin Guy. He has been in jail for 7 years, without trial, facing the death penalty, because he allegedly killed one of the home invaders who broke into his home and opened fire on him. Why? Because those home invaders were cops. pic.twitter.com/7XoO0FiMWt
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      7 replies 4 retweets 49 likes
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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 8

      eigenrobot Retweeted Ken Armstrong

      thread about how one jurisdiction runs its juvenile operation. banal evilhttps://twitter.com/bykenarmstrong/status/1446505198516535297 …

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      Ken ArmstrongVerified account @bykenarmstrong
      Three police officers went to an *elementary* school in Tennessee & arrested four Black girls. One girl fell to her knees. Another threw up. Police handcuffed the youngest, an 8 yo with pigtails. Their supposed crime? Watching some boys fight — and not stopping them. (THREAD)
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        1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Nov 12

          eigenrobot Retweeted Daniel Radosh

          been a while with no Cop's update'shttps://twitter.com/danielradosh/status/1458788255323893763?t=zQ7NM0YFZbDQS2JOU_gv5Q&s=19 …

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          Daniel Radosh @danielradosh
          You have to get four paragraphs into this story to learn that the girl was shot by a cop who panicked and fired into a random car a block away from where the teenagers were https://www.inquirer.com/news/angelo-ford-hasein-strand-fanta-bility-shooting-arrest-20211110.html … pic.twitter.com/zihv8Ocv88
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        2. (((Maiq T. Onesimus))) 🕯‏ @MaiqTL Oct 8
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          I'm always curious about what these were. Maybe I'll have to check the Wayback Machine.pic.twitter.com/DK60AVu80G

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 8
          Replying to @MaiqTL

          what the deuce? still there for mepic.twitter.com/3rbwiwMLMA

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        1. Orual‏ @NaamahOrual Oct 8
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Elected judges (etc) seem like the best idea in theory and absolutely the worst idea in practice because of stuff like this.

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        2. Tim Hoskins‏ @tjh1701 Oct 8
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          I...got nothing. What do you say to that?

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        3. Tim Hoskins‏ @tjh1701 Oct 8
          Replying to @tjh1701 @eigenrobot

          Well I guess I have this to say: 1. Support local journalism. 2. Pay attention to local elections. 3. I'm going to become the Joker.

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        2. Zachary‏ @Loiathal Oct 8
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          This is where I grew up! Can't say I'm too surprised given the constantly increasing SRO presence in schools just while I was there. Fucking evil, man.

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 8
          Replying to @Loiathal

          jeez :/

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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