debt ceiling policy compromise! disaster only comes when bondholders dont get paid so we keep paying them. however we simply stop issuing payments to seniors, the indigent, etc. to compensate them we simply dissolve their obligations to THEIR creditors no muss no fuss!
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god this thread it beautiful art itself
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Isn’t it? I’m in awe.
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every executive office of administrative agencies has a track of a cat meowing repeatedly on in the background to assert that the situation calls for maximal powers
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i am worried about you, 'bot is your job not engaging enough? are your needs not being met? (cc moon) do you need a new (wholesome) hobby?
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im on pto

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robot I know you'd hate it but if I could appoint one random guy czar of fixing shit it'd be you
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i know what policies would probably work well for a bunch of problems but if i tried to implement them i would be assassinated instantly
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You uh, You feeling alright over there bud?
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Just checkin in
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Saw where this was going the moment our illustrious terror DA was mentioned.
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