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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 7

      debt ceiling policy compromise! disaster only comes when bondholders dont get paid so we keep paying them. however we simply stop issuing payments to seniors, the indigent, etc. to compensate them we simply dissolve their obligations to THEIR creditors no muss no fuss!

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 7

      now, i know--your thinking: robot, screwing those creditors sounds fine, who has the temerity to expect poor and or old people to pay their obligations. but how will they find food and goods? im glad you asked. here i am inspired by @chesaboudin but i think i can do one better

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 7

      the entire edifice of welfare is incredibly rickety and unstable and relies on the massive transfer of money from rich to poor people and also different rich people we'll replace all of it with a @chesaboudin-like regime where laws simply dont apply to the poor and old

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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 7

      from now on, people who previously got welfare money are simply permitted to exist outside the law. do they need food or toiletries or medical care? they can simply grab what they want from a CVS. Housing? theyll squat in your basement, try to stop them

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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 7

      obviously this might lead to discrimination against the old and poor so we'll have to strengthen anti-old and anti-poor nondiscrimination policies the rich will support this plan, since it will let them stop paying taxes

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    6. blissfully married srav‏ @thesravaka Oct 7
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      but robot what if these "rich" exclusively shop at retailers that exclude the poor and indigent in other ways? how will the companies make money? can't we make this illegal?

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 7
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      how will they exclude the poor and old? those groups can kill at will

      11:38 AM - 7 Oct 2021
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        2. blissfully married srav‏ @thesravaka Oct 7
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          suppose that such a business only employed poor and old in their public facing jobs? how can the poor and old kill each other?

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 7
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          however they choose. the poor are strong but callow while the old have experience and treachery

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