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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 3

      enough of us make fun of other people's monthly expenses. but like have any of us poasted

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 3

      i don't actually have a budget just fixed expenses - $3k rent - $600 student loans - $400 car loan - $400 food? - $100 baby stuff? - $250 insurances remainder chiefly bullshit

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        1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 3

          yes seattle prices are stupid, i live in a normal unremarkable suburban house

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        1. Mr. Pockets‏ @dreamy_pockets Oct 3
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          You use '?' like you don't what it actually is and hope what you buy fits the criteria.

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        1. James is in the year 2030, it's nice‏ @JimmyRis Oct 3
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          $200 food $15000 NFTs $150 insurances

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        2. parmuffindes‏ @engrishmuffins Oct 3
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          gas?

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 3
          Replying to @engrishmuffins

          maybe $80?

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        2. Nathaniel Fitch‏ @TFB_Nathaniel_F Oct 3
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          You are spending almost my entire salary just to have a roof over your head, that's literally insane.

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        3. Nathaniel Fitch‏ @TFB_Nathaniel_F Oct 3
          Replying to @TFB_Nathaniel_F @eigenrobot

          Not criticizing just cali/ny prices are nuts

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        2. hiro antagonist‏ @insipidwanker Oct 3
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          $400/month on food for two? I can't even feed myself for a week with $100 at the supermarket

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 3
          Replying to @insipidwanker

          i dont know i dont keep track

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        2. Trevor ن‏ @Kardea Oct 3
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          So this is what confuses me. Or maybe it doesn’t? By these numbers, you make substantially more than I do per month, and yet, if these are accurate, I frankly live much easier, even though one of my two kids is in private school. $3K per month *literally* buys you a mansion here.

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        3. Mandy VeryRealInternetFriend‏ @pantinkins Oct 3
          Replying to @Kardea @eigenrobot

          Seattle area rent market is insane

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