im gonna gold leaf my tuna saladhttps://twitter.com/orthonormalist/status/1442365383621545990 …
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Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking. They were like 'look at this $600 steak'.
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Gold leaf soft boiled eggs with gold leaf toast soldiers.
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Good leaf ketchup, coming to a tweet near you
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If you eat enough sheets do you think your poop will be gold?
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im counting on it
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i put whole granules atop just about anything, they’re the perfect garnish crunchy but yieldingpic.twitter.com/jjxbQM2ZLM
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The ROI for this is very high, but only if your friends are stupid. If I tried to put this on steak at a dinner party I’d be mercilessly mocked.
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seaweed snacks but make it gold leaf
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I really just want to know what "something even worse" would be
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One question, though, which of the "three" available configurations are you going to get!?pic.twitter.com/V32jnCgdxa
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