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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 23

      walked into our unfinished downstairs bathroom and saw this pretty sure @selentelechia is just making fun of me for being an economistpic.twitter.com/aNvra97zWe

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 23

      wait ok jokes aside @selentelechia how often do you carry cash around in your back pocket like this where it is prone to falling out how many millions of dollars have you lost over the years 😭 do you know what i have to do to get that stuff. its vile

      11:44 AM - 23 Sep 2021
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        1. ᓚᘏᗢ‏ @xvrqt Sep 23
          Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

          😂

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        1.  🍂 The Pectrichory  🍄‏ @The_Petrichory Sep 23
          Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

          you might have to start *charging* for feet pics tragic

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        1. David Deutsch‏ @skore_de Sep 23
          Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

          > do you know what i have to do to get that stuff. its vile "Help me, I'm trapped in a depravity factory and my wife is losing the money faster than I can earn it"

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        1. bosco‏ @selentelechia Sep 23
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          not often! when I needed to carry cash regularly I kept it nicely in my wallet I don't use it much anymore so when I do I forget sometimes

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        2. Ourania, top retard² PhD‏ @ouranometrian Sep 23
          Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

          I make 500k a year but I carry all of it in my back pocket and then I lose it. Please someone good at the economy please help, my family is starving 😀

          2 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
        3. Richard Bibeault‏ @Duderichy Sep 23
          Replying to @ouranometrian @eigenrobot @selentelechia

          Ortho can come sleep on the floor, I have a 300lb weight set in the apartment

          0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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