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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 23

    walked into our unfinished downstairs bathroom and saw this pretty sure @selentelechia is just making fun of me for being an economistpic.twitter.com/aNvra97zWe

    11:29 AM - 23 Sep 2021
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      1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 23

        wait ok jokes aside @selentelechia how often do you carry cash around in your back pocket like this where it is prone to falling out how many millions of dollars have you lost over the years 😭 do you know what i have to do to get that stuff. its vile

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      2. Dalton‏ @DaltonDEmery Sep 23
        Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

        but did u pick it up tho

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 23
        Replying to @DaltonDEmery @selentelechia

        i dont think its real

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      1. ego wrenna - 10k words‏ @egocv Sep 23
        Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

        Plumber left it there to see if you are honest, old trick

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      1. Lee‏ @leepavelich Sep 23
        Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

        The weak efficient market hypothesis: "There are occasionally $20 bills lying on the ground, but there aren't $20 bills lying on the ground with giant emoji hands pointing at them"

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      2. madeofmistake  🍂 🍃 🦃 🌽 🥧 (60/100 phase 1)‏ @madeofmistak3 Sep 23
        Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

        i guess this must be some sort of joke but i literally don't see anything

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      3. Regretting‏ @R3gretting Sep 23
        Replying to @madeofmistak3 @eigenrobot

        pic.twitter.com/l7QBT8cneQ

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      2.  🟣‏ @ClaudeGlass Sep 23
        Replying to @fleshyuwu @eigenrobot @selentelechia

        Tw // ec*nomics

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      1. Dave9000‏ @Dave_9000ish Sep 23
        Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

        "excuse me, this is an *efficient* household"

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