wait ok jokes aside @selentelechia how often do you carry cash around in your back pocket like this where it is prone to falling out
how many millions of dollars have you lost over the years
do you know what i have to do to get that stuff. its vile
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but did u pick it up tho
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i dont think its real
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Plumber left it there to see if you are honest, old trick
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The weak efficient market hypothesis: "There are occasionally $20 bills lying on the ground, but there aren't $20 bills lying on the ground with giant emoji hands pointing at them"
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i guess this must be some sort of joke but i literally don't see anything
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Tw // ec*nomics
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"excuse me, this is an *efficient* household"
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