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    1. avery‏ @averykimball Sep 22

      bad news gentlemenpic.twitter.com/uOARDBm1jQ

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      26 replies 24 retweets 660 likes
    2. brooĸe bowman‏ @gptbrooke Sep 22
      Replying to @averykimball

      I don't understand why we're turning these people into a meme

      2 replies 0 retweets 30 likes
    3. bosco‏ @selentelechia Sep 22
      Replying to @gptbrooke @averykimball

      bosco Retweeted bosco

      yeah this kind of thing deserves some shame imohttps://twitter.com/selentelechia/status/1440914674707415051?s=19 …

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      bosco @selentelechia
      Replying to @default_friend
      dude has adolescent children and buried their mother 4 months ago, this is obscene and he should keep it offline at bare minimum
      7 replies 0 retweets 43 likes
    4. brooĸe bowman‏ @gptbrooke Sep 22
      Replying to @selentelechia @averykimball

      ahhh gotcha didn't realize it was *that* dude

      1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
    5. rare unearthly thing  💫‏ @Rididelduol Sep 22
      Replying to @gptbrooke @selentelechia @averykimball

      calm down ladies he's only *checks notes* 20 years older than her 😬

      10 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
    6. bosco‏ @selentelechia Sep 22
      Replying to @Rididelduol @gptbrooke @averykimball

      I honestly wouldn't have much of a problem with the age gap if he wasn't for the fact that he's going around acting like an ass in public it's sad and if he has close male friends they should take him aside and tell him he's being an idiot

      3 replies 0 retweets 25 likes
    7. Wie Dan 🍃‏ @LudditeHacker Sep 23
      Replying to @selentelechia @Rididelduol and

      What did he do in public? I only saw his 'dating call' thing because it blew up on twitter

      1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
    8. bosco‏ @selentelechia Sep 23
      Replying to @LudditeHacker @Rididelduol and

      posted a lengthy and widely-shared blog post about his experience dating someone 3 months after his wife died he also went on tucker carlson in the same time frame and I think that was kind of tacky too

      4 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
    9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 23
      Replying to @selentelechia @LudditeHacker and

      look moon if i were a fifty year old dude with an extremely high opinion of myself and also a lifelong dweeb's ingrained insecurity i would simply do photoshoots in a leather jacket and post photos of myself with a young woman on social media so everyone knows im Virile actually

      5 replies 0 retweets 51 likes
    10. Emma P‏ @emmaconcepts Sep 23
      Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia and

      Hope this tweet doesn't come back to haunt you in 15 years. 😂

      1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 23
      Replying to @emmaconcepts @selentelechia and

      @liminal_warmth @selentelechia if i ever do this my living will is for you to take me to a neurologist. or perhaps a proctologist

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        2. Wie Dan 🍃‏ @LudditeHacker Sep 23
          Replying to @eigenrobot @emmaconcepts and

          I think it's optimistic of you that it won't be a coroner tbh

          1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 23
          Replying to @LudditeHacker @emmaconcepts and

          well thats less of an issue for a Living will

          1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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        1. Liminal Warmth  ❤ ( 📜, 📜)‏ @liminal_warmth Sep 23
          Replying to @eigenrobot @emmaconcepts and

          We would have (loving but harsh) words if you ever did this, esp with the kids in play ❤️

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        1. GSV Bemusement Park (DC 11/19-29)‏ @GSVBemusementPk Sep 23
          Replying to @eigenrobot @emmaconcepts and

          Proctoneurology is a severely under-explored field that the internet desperately needs more of

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        2. Christopher Smith‏ @chrylis Sep 23
          Replying to @R1Jack @eigenrobot and

          Could perform a rectocraniectomy.

          0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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