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I think it's optimistic of you that it won't be a coroner tbh
well thats less of an issue for a Living will
We would have (loving but harsh) words if you ever did this, esp with the kids in play 
Proctoneurology is a severely under-explored field that the internet desperately needs more of
Could perform a rectocraniectomy.
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