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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 22

      eigenrobot Retweeted bosco

      specifically the cat tried jumping onto a bookshelf when moon had moved it a few feet from a wall, then I distracted her for one second and cat made her move. knocked a hole in the dry wall of a place weve been renting for less than a month hows your day goinghttps://twitter.com/selentelechia/status/1440686578490232839 …

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      bosco @selentelechia
      had an outbreak of hives this morning with no apparent anxiety luckily the cat knocked a bookshelf over and then eigen sliced his finger open while we were trying to set up the TV nice little adrenaline shot to make the hives go away 😅
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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 22

      also was less "sliced my finger open" than "I was using a pliers to extract a stripped screw from a wall anchor the previous tenants left and the pliers and a wire cutter at the base and they slipped and the meat of my finger was wire cut" cant recommend this experience

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        2. KURT‏ @KurtKendricks Sep 22
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          As is customary, the husband offers blood sacrifice to sanctify the new home.

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        3. Christopher Sanchez is here for it.  ♿ ♎ ♂️ 🔞‏ @sanchezc1989 Sep 22
          Replying to @KurtKendricks @eigenrobot

          The house gods will be pleased.

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        1. all-paca father‏ @OneEyedAlpaca Sep 22
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          overachiever

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        1. The Southern Air Pirate‏ @AirPir_Southern Sep 22
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          At least you didn't get the joy of then immediately getting sprayed or touch some isopropyl alcohol. That would have really made the day. Used to do it nearly every other day while working on electronics and wiring install.

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        1. Raymond‏ @rfinz Sep 22
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          ow my dude

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        2. David Banks‏ @DavidBancz Sep 22
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Is your finger doing ok?

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 22
          Replying to @DavidBancz

          yeah i iced it, currently bandaged

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        1. FuzzySewerClog‏ @FuzzySewerClog Sep 22
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          That sounds much worse

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