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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 21

      eigenrobot Retweeted Professor Duckington XXIV

      whats the most outrageous "crime" anyone has gotten away with on self defense groundshttps://twitter.com/nobu_hibiki/status/1440237075186339844 …

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      Professor Duckington XXIV @nobu_hibiki
      Replying to @darpyu @eigenrobot
      arson is not legal darpyy
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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 21

      i should have phrased this differently wars actually feel kind of too easy has anyone ever claimed self-defense as a justification for like. counterfeiting, embezzlement, cannibalism, corrupting the youth, etc

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        1. CfBundy‏ @cfbundy2 Sep 21
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          i corrupted the youth because my ideological opponents would have done so otherwise

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        1. St. Rev. Dr. Rev II: Revving Intensifies  ☯️ 🏴 😻‏ @St_Rev Sep 21
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          "that vacuum cleaner was dressed in a threatening manner, obviously I had to fuck it into submission, your honor"

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        2. Jamie‏ @Jamie_Haszel Sep 21
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Do they need to have simply claimed it or actually gotten away with it?

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 21
          Replying to @Jamie_Haszel

          hmmm id accept either at this point

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        2. Lawrence of Nesingwary‏ @TomNorian Sep 21
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Like charles mansen?

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        3. Lawrence of Nesingwary‏ @TomNorian Sep 21
          Replying to @TomNorian @eigenrobot

          Or how about multi level pyramid schemes or expensive self empowerment course progressions?

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        1. #inGroupLivesMatter‏ @Horatius_Cocles Sep 21
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Embezzling or tax evasion is self defence against the encroachment of the state on your tax dollars. I'm not even against taxation in a hurr durr lolbertarian sense just think with the amount of waste it's not morally defensible at current levels.

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        2. David R. MacIver‏ @DRMacIver Sep 21
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          There was a fine Victorian tradition of cannibalism when shipwrecked at sea that the public were very upset about when the government started to enforce the no cannibalism laws against if that counts?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R_v_Dudley_and_Stephens …

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        3. David R. MacIver‏ @DRMacIver Sep 21
          Replying to @DRMacIver @eigenrobot

          Not exactly self defence, except against starvation.

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        1. Tim Timson‏ @TimTims07951947 Sep 21
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Robert Durst was found not guilty of murder for reason of sell defense when he ended up chopping the guy up

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