happy Constitution Day is your federally funded educational institution holding its mandatory Constitution lessons? report them to Secretary Cardona if notpic.twitter.com/8z2xDyYY00
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DID YOU KNOW that Constitution Day is one of the days on which US citizens are encouraged to fly the national flag?pic.twitter.com/3c2JB34i4E
we have to do this not because it would be very funny but because it is Right
thats not true we separated church and state
Pictured: the US government moments before banishing your 6th grade history teacher to the shadow realm.pic.twitter.com/oZY3j5DhJ9
If your dean is buddhist, the government determines who they reincarnate as.
Unless they will their estate to a trust, in which case the decision falls to a competent fiduciary.
A holiday is not real until the Teamsters recognize it. Your dean can safely ignore this and his immortal soul remain safe.
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