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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 14

    eigenrobot Retweeted MERRY JANE

    this is gonna end badlyhttps://twitter.com/MERRYJANE/status/1438024948895797249 …

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    MERRY JANEVerified account @MERRYJANE
    FYI: The global shipping corporation has a backdoor agreement with local police departments that allows cops to dress up like delivery employees and seize contraband drugs 🤯🍁👮📦 https://merr https://merryjane.com/news/fedex-allows-cops-to-dress-up-as-delivery-drivers-and-arrest-people-for-drugs …
    11:34 PM - 14 Sep 2021
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    • Dr Of Philosophy in Physics (Taylor's Version) Day アーマナトゥラ camp002 dissociativity⚙️ Fred Arnolfson Armchair Egghead Holiday Black Sluggard estrogenius 💊⚙️🚬
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      1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 14

        and i mean its not good to begin with

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      1. Duke‏ @OfKimbriki Sep 14
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        So you can legally shoot the cop if it pulls its weapon out, as per the Geneva convention

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      1. Josh Lester  🖤 😌‏ @LingTolls Sep 15
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        They have such strong self checks this will obviously be good

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      1. Elam Bend‏ @ElamBend Sep 15
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        “The FedEx guy claimed to be police and brandished a gun, so I shot him. How could I know he was police.” This idea is terrible.

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      1. 俺は女だぜ‏ @benefic_venefic Sep 15
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        castle law says what

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      1. Likely Nobody‏ @LikelyNobody Sep 15
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        You think it will end? Silly robot.

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      1. Pseudonym‏ @SteamyMoon Sep 15
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I hope the drug legalization train moves faster than whatever the fuck this is

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      1. acid shill‏ @acidshill Sep 15
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        we should have expected this, considering ‘fed’ is in the name

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      1. simoj‏ @simoj_ Sep 15
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        Fair enough I dress up as a cop when I wanna seize someone’s contraband

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