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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 13

      no one has ever wanted anything as badly as my daughter wants to walk she will spend hours on end pulling herself to her feet on any surface that will support her, then let go and free stand as long as she can half a second or sometimes five or ten seconds will pass, then plop!

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 13

      and then she will spend half a second confused on her tuchus before lunging back up to repeat the process she is indomitable

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 13

      she used to be obsessed with the cats but this part of her life is over. yesterday morning i dropped Penelope into the nursery to say hello baby reached out for the cat, but not to grab her tail. no. instead she noticed the cat was just the right height to hoist herself up

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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 13

      she developed this Yearning after watching older kids at the park running around when she realized what was happening she just got a look of intense longing and grabbed @selentelechia's hand to try to lead her to the playground

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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 13

      since then it's been 24/7 training this kid wakes up in the middle of the night when she's crawled over to a foam block and pulled herself halfway up may you all be so inspired by challenges in your own life 🙏🙏

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 13

      rt deleted tweet why would you delete thispic.twitter.com/oSLrIszDri

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        1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 13

          for we have sinned and grown old damn

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        1. Danielle B.‏ @Builtahouse Sep 13
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          Ahhhhhh one of the best Chesterton quotes from Orthodoxy! (Congrats on your daughter's progress! May her determination and skill only grow)

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        1. Wie Dan 🍃‏ @LudditeHacker Sep 13
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          Very good

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        1. Amir‏ @amirism_ Sep 13
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          wow

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        2. αlpha-Minus‏ @AlphaMinus2 Sep 14
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          Children like repetition because they are ignorant and it takes them a long time to comprehend complex phenomena (repetition provides incremental value), this is not the case with most adults. To make into some kind of divine virtue is...pic.twitter.com/sbGZxuMGwn

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        3. bitbutter‏ @mormo_music Sep 14
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          we wouldnt call an adult learning the muscleactivation/timing patterns of polevaulting 'ignorant' about polevaulting, imo. same for kids learning to stand/walk. this is practicing.

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        1. Andi  🇦🇱‏ @Nexuist Sep 14
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          the fact that this is overlaid on some guy’s robinhood loss porn is hilarious but i must follow the quote, brb gonna buy some options

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        2. ifrit‏ @metadiogenes Sep 14
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          incredible, do we know where the text is from?

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        3.  🦌‏ @kilovh Sep 14
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          I think it's Chesterton, not sure where

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        1. Sam Castree, III: Ace Attorney‏ @IndieGameLawyer Sep 14
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          GK Chesterton is the best.

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