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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 13

      no one has ever wanted anything as badly as my daughter wants to walk she will spend hours on end pulling herself to her feet on any surface that will support her, then let go and free stand as long as she can half a second or sometimes five or ten seconds will pass, then plop!

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 13

      and then she will spend half a second confused on her tuchus before lunging back up to repeat the process she is indomitable

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 13

      she used to be obsessed with the cats but this part of her life is over. yesterday morning i dropped Penelope into the nursery to say hello baby reached out for the cat, but not to grab her tail. no. instead she noticed the cat was just the right height to hoist herself up

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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 13

      she developed this Yearning after watching older kids at the park running around when she realized what was happening she just got a look of intense longing and grabbed @selentelechia's hand to try to lead her to the playground

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 13

      since then it's been 24/7 training this kid wakes up in the middle of the night when she's crawled over to a foam block and pulled herself halfway up may you all be so inspired by challenges in your own life 🙏🙏

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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 13

          rt deleted tweet why would you delete thispic.twitter.com/oSLrIszDri

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 13

          for we have sinned and grown old damn

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        1. TubunMuzuru‏ @TubunMuzuru Sep 13
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          "A child said What is the grass? fetching it to me with full hands; How could I answer the child? I do not know what it is any more than he. I guess it must be the flag of my disposition, out of hopeful green stuff woven. Or I guess it is the handkerchief of the Lord,"

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        1. SCHOCKEN wants to be left alone - and undisturbed.‏ @FowlerSchocken Sep 13
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          it might just be gas too...

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        1. shakoist ~locpub‏ @cauchyfriend Sep 13
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          this foresees great adventure and spirit. it is a sign for rejoice.

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        1. Grümpenführer‏ @Grmpenfhrer3 Sep 13
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          Very much looking forward to Daddy-Daughter cooking collaborations. "What do we say when the microwave explodes, sweetie?" "But dat's ok!"

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        1. Mihoda‏ @Mihoda Sep 13
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          Which cat do I "pull myself up on" to overcome my resume. Instructions unclear.

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        1. Eason C‏ @easoncxz Sep 13
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          Thank you for sharing.

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        1. Amir‏ @amirism_ Sep 13
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          inspiring. thanks for sharing

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        1. St. Upid‏ @anusbomber Sep 14
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          As a nearly minted uncle let me just say Babies rock

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