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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 11

    traffic dead stopped they closed two lanes of I5 for some reason windows down and blasting Montell Jordan as a public service to my fellow sufferers

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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 11

        why would they do this feels like some Chris Christie type shit ive been on this onramp for 20 minutes

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 11

        what ever happened to Kim Dotcom

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      4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 11

        still on the onramp but the end is in sight then only a mile of freeway fml should just cut around to James and loop around is maps still good for this hmmm wonder

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      5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 11

        lol no it is not

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      2. James Stuber (44/100  🎥)‏ @uberstuber Sep 11
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        they're replacing the expansion joints

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      3. James Stuber (44/100  🎥)‏ @uberstuber Sep 11
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        no idea why we don't do stuff like this in the dead of night or something

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      1. Jonas‏ @random_jonas Sep 11
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      2. Squirrels in space‏ @squirrelspcsuit Sep 11
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        Earlier this year I was entering Seattle area from south and I-5 NB was closed due to accident and accident on 167 NB narrowed it to one lane It was at this point I realized how easily you could cripple all ground travel in the Puget Sound area

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      3. 4th Class Officer‏ @4thClassOfficer Sep 11
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        Remember when that tanker truck crashed on the intersection of the 5 and I90 and shut down the highways for 8hours? Good times.

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      1. Lawyer Dog‏ @TheClarksTale Sep 11
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        It sounded pretty clear on Friday that the freeways in Seattle this weekend were gonna be totally FUBARed by roadwork.

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