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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 10

    if you're standing on the Moon holding a pen, and you let go, it will

    8:59 PM - 10 Sep 2021
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    • Kartik Suthar Luca K. B. Masters MePostingMyL'sOnline DisciplineResource Gary Basin Holden Grissett Shut It Down. So much dumb. hierodula Kuro Midori
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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 10

        When the Apollo astronauts were on the Moon, they did not fall off, on account of

        27 replies 1 retweet 62 likes
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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 10

        eigenrobot Retweeted ℝeal Radley // 5’6”

        poll by requesthttps://twitter.com/ReallyRadley/status/1436313163012714525?s=19 …

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        ℝeal Radley // 5’6” @ReallyRadley
        @myceliummage I'm pretty sure this story was going around when I was in college: http://www.phys.ufl.edu/~det/phy2060/heavyboots.html …
        13 replies 7 retweets 91 likes
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      4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 10

        eigenrobot Retweeted Andrew Fazzolare

        university of Wisconsin was one of two universities to which i applied and the only one that did not accept me on account of they lost my application so tbh I believe ithttps://twitter.com/AndrewFazzolare/status/1436541353740185607?s=19 …

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        Andrew Fazzolare @AndrewFazzolare
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        Holy fuck I can’t believe this is real
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      2. kotatsu goblin 16/30 DTN‏ @tamalefencer Sep 10
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Is this a test of how much people know about physics?

        6 replies 0 retweets 34 likes
      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Sep 10
        Replying to @tamalefencer @eigenrobot

        no, it is a test of how much people do not know about physics

        1 reply 0 retweets 28 likes
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      1. Apothecarius‏ @BearlyExistent Sep 10
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Can I be holding a hammer instead? Or a million dollars? Or a pitchfork and be standing next to my average wife?

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      1. Niklas Blanchard‏ @cheapseatsecon Sep 10
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        We talking the dark side, or no? There are implications!

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      1. รภ๏ฬ คקє  ❄️ ❤️‍🔥 🌈 🐝 🌄 ✝️ ⚡ 👁️‏ @paneuropaeus Sep 10
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        embed itself within your flesh because the moon is traveling so fast through space, obviously

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      1. Chad, Yuengling Enthusiast.‏ @MolloyBoy58 Sep 10
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        I mean, you can jump on the moon and fall back to it. Confirms what basic physics would tell you.

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      2. flotsam‏ @flotsam70272377 Sep 10
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        It will float. I have very long arms, and feel like I could reach the earth-moon lagrange points if I really tried.

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 10
        Replying to @flotsam70272377

        ~~~~~~~~~(o.o)~~~~~~~~~

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