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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 9

      going to buy a shed are there any shed types that don't suck? looks like most are made in China and come with incoherent directions for assembly and collapse in the slightest inclement weather 🤔

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 9

      im renting a house and im already mad at the landlord and i have a baby and i have a job im not gonna build a shed with my own two hands when a market exists and when someone im mad at would just inherit it in a couple years or make me dispose of it

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 9

      I had no idea people had so many opinions about sheds 👀

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        1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 9

          eigenrobot Retweeted Rob McMillin

          anyway ended up getting an 8x7 Suncast from Grainger. have to pick it up but saved a ton of money over amazon. apparently Grainger slapshttps://twitter.com/scareduck/status/1436138220031447040?s=19 …

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          Rob McMillin @scareduck
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          Given you have a hate relationship with your landlord, I would advise nothing bigger than a Suncast shed which can be assembled and disassembled easily.
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        1. mousr ( 🐈)‏ @Mousr8 Sep 9
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          Now that you are in the suburbs, wait until the other men see you with tools or hauling in your own shed. You will be covered with opinions and offers to help. Tools and sheds attract men.

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        1. Brian‏ @badtakebrian Sep 9
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          Might as well have asked what kind of grill to get

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        1. Ursa Demented‏ @ursa_demented Sep 9
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          bikeshedding, but actually useful

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        1. acid shill‏ @acidshill Sep 9
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          there’s a reason they call it bikeshedding

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        2. Definitely Not Eevee‏ @eevee_not Sep 9
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          People have so many opinions about everythinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZK8Z8hulFg …

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        3. Definitely Not Eevee‏ @eevee_not Sep 9
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          relatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPxDiyVmZ6c …

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        1. Mancuso68‏ @Mancuso681 Sep 9
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          This is online, everyone has all of the opinions on all of the things.

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        1. Azathoth Liberation Front‏ @TristanSevers Sep 9
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          Now ask what color to make it

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        1. Calculated_sanity‏ @sanitybyebye Sep 9
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          Ahhh... Welcome to my shed talk...? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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