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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 9

    finally have internet access again Comcast guy took thirty seconds to diagnose the problem apparently the contractors who installed a new deck just sliced through the existing cables when they installed it have to respect the energy I guess

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    • [Ten] days of Christmas Shut It Down. So much dumb. Ken (WE GONNA BE OKAAAAAY) 🕯Bird of Play🕯 R H O D I E zywiec Elam Bend they monkey
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      1. GPT- Ern Malley‏ @MoralHazardPay Sep 9
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Nice, when that happened it took 3 different visits before they sent out a cable guy and then I had to navigate their godawful tree to get the cable repair guy. Took about a month, glad you got it sorted fast

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      2. Marc “Except You, You're All Right” Whipple‏ @WhippleMarc Sep 9
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I don't get paid to move cables I get paid to build decks

        1 reply 0 retweets 36 likes
      3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP Sep 9
        Replying to @WhippleMarc @eigenrobot

        cc @punch_sideiron

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      2. Roland THTG‏ @Roland_THTG Sep 9
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        That's better than the landscaping crews who took out both my fiber and the dog fence when they edged the flowerbed on the side of the house.

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 9
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        hahahaha dang

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      1. Rich Durst‏ @redcar_tenken Sep 9
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      1. Jonas Piva‏ @piva_jonas Sep 9
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        Based. Lol

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      2. possessed rocking horse‏ @Possessed_Horse Sep 9
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        my condolences for being stuck with comcast

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 9
        Replying to @Possessed_Horse

        its fine I get comped through work

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      2.  🇭🇰 Silas  🇭🇰‏ @CrimeaArchivist Sep 9
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Accidentally cut my own cable week 1 of being in the house because the cable guys had never buried it

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      3. GeneralAntilles‏ @GeneralAntilles Sep 9
        Replying to @CrimeaArchivist @eigenrobot

        Yeah, this is squarely on whoever ran the cable drop and not on the deck people. If it matters and it’s outdoors and not buried, it should be in conduit.

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