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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 6

    "infohazards arent real," i assure myself as i close my eyes and ram my neurons with my shitty timeline

    12:47 PM - 6 Sep 2021
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    • Voice of Hope Paint n' Thinner Grace 🗝🦎 Мне Больнo (: Brnai Ashritt (📜, 📜) christopher bosch DΞΛD ORBIT zywiec birbie
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      1. תַּעֲלֻמוֹת‏ @taalumot Sep 6
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        תַּעֲלֻמוֹת Retweeted תַּעֲלֻמוֹת

        🪧👈https://twitter.com/taalumot/status/1425172887485485057 …

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        תַּעֲלֻמוֹת @taalumot
        all info is hazardous
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      2. World's Greatest Dad per Capita‏ @The_WGD Sep 6
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        The benefit of subjecting oneself to info hazards is developing a "vaccine" for your children.

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
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      1. Voncordist‏ @voncordist Sep 6
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        "A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants" I mutter in a corner while every instance of every variable of my cognitive faculties are captured to unknowingly serve the purposes of idiot gods I can't hope to keep up with.

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      1. (((Maiq T. Onesimus))) 🕯‏ @MaiqTL Sep 6
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        This convinced me to take a break, thank you

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      1. jessald‏ @jessald Sep 6
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        1. if you don't sleep well you won't be efficient at work 2. if you aren't efficient at work you will fall behind schedule 3. as you fall further behind you will become stressed 4. as you become more stressed you will sleep less well 5. goto 1 they are as real as it gets

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      2. Grümpenführer‏ @Grmpenfhrer3 Sep 6
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Please enjoy this happy duckling. Look at him go!pic.twitter.com/mZFdEHXGg0

        3 replies 3 retweets 32 likes
      3. (((theophilus)))‏ @pammalamma Sep 6
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        Bunnishnesses 😍pic.twitter.com/gNqrw6M11b

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      2. 俺は女だぜ‏ @benefic_venefic Sep 6
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        tbh I’ve yet to come across an infohazard that I felt hazarded by, which is personally disappointing even roko’s basilisk sounds like a snakey ripoff of harlan ellison’s AM

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