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    1. Bella Rudd‏ @BellaRudd1 Sep 3

      is there a use case where a sedan beats having a station wagon? or are motorists just silly?

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 3
      Replying to @BellaRudd1

      i stan station wagons idk seems like you either get a station wagon if you wanna be practical or you get a coupe if you wanna have fun No Middle Ground

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        2. Bella Rudd‏ @BellaRudd1 Sep 3
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          my parents did me a real disservice growing up in an ancient mercedes wagon. i now believe sturgeon was an optimist (at least re car design) i mean ig there's also 'dune buggy' as an acceptable fun alternative but still

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        3. Dotty* ⛩‏ @sosdotty Sep 3
          Replying to @BellaRudd1 @eigenrobot

          Literally the most reliable and practical vehiclespic.twitter.com/5ToJhowPr5

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        1. Adam‏ @adamjog Sep 3
          Replying to @eigenrobot @BellaRudd1

          get a hot hatchback and break the ontology

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        1. ThePeoplesElbow‏ @HTTPSNoWhere Sep 3
          Replying to @eigenrobot @BellaRudd1

          Full size suv/truck, Long wheel base station wagon, or mid engine sports car, also I guess minivans actually are chad practical

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        2. David‏ @atonal440 Sep 3
          Replying to @eigenrobot @BellaRudd1

          I'm glad someone else agrees! The compact hatch is the childless middle ground I suppose.

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        3. Bella Rudd‏ @BellaRudd1 Sep 3
          Replying to @atonal440 @eigenrobot

          nah, the amg e 63 wagon! don't compromise on either fun or utility!

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        2. Elliot‏ @sayestheorem Sep 3
          Replying to @eigenrobot @BellaRudd1

          coupe is still middle ground, get a sports bike instead

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        3. Bella Rudd‏ @BellaRudd1 Sep 3
          Replying to @sayestheorem @eigenrobot

          well my r3 is still in transit with the rest of my worldly possessions so i can only judge the living shit out of a partner for their poor automotive choices in the interim!

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        1. ⊃⪽⫓⩀⊙⋂⊃‏ @dmnd_ Sep 3
          Replying to @eigenrobot @BellaRudd1

          minivan + fixie: the ultimate personal transport barbell strategy

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