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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 2

    eigenrobot Retweeted priya

    idk we always take baby to parties and/or just have parties at our place everyone loves babies and baby loves everyonehttps://twitter.com/Prigoose/status/1433445187678781452 …

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    priya @Prigoose
    Going to a party with your friends? Bring your baby. And I'm not just talking about sophisticated garden parties. People here bring their babies to rambunctious, drug-filled parties. Whoever is taking care of the baby doesn't take drugs, of course.
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    • ☉rthonormalist Andrew "The Kid" Glidden Cold November Eddie metallurgist 0.005 Seconds To Madness (30/300) Joel Stephen with more cursed knowledge 🐜onio (🎅🏼,🎅🏼) golden phantom (50(1 + sqrt(5))/100)
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      2. N. Bourbaki, non-Thinking Person‏ @d08890 Sep 2
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        bring a baby to peace negotiations your enemy will succumb to its cuteness, and hence be weakened

        1 reply 1 retweet 18 likes
      3. hunter seNFT-grupp‏ @FoolOfGod Sep 2
        Replying to @d08890 @eigenrobot

        based

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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 2
        Replying to @jelly_petro

        certainly not until shes grown up

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      1. Cade  🦾‏ @aerulesath Sep 2
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Toddlers act relatively indistinguishably from super drunk people, so they're pretty good at parties. Just gotta humor/keep an eye on them until it's time to tell them "Hey, I think it's time for you to lay down".

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      1. Yak The Mont‏ @YakMont Sep 2
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        It's hard to be in a bad mood around a baby.

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      1. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz Sep 2
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        i think this was a norm for a while but is changing, fortunately; seein lots of babies at parties recently, big fan

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      1. existentialpervert69‏ @pervexists69 Sep 2
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        This is the way. I remember interacting with my mom's friends from very early childhood, they were always dropping by to drink coffee, play cards, etc.

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      1. pureblood idprism  ❤  🇺🇸 ✠‏ @idprism Sep 2
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        True but annoying at times as we are both introverts

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      1. VivaLaPanda‏ @VivaLaPanda_ Sep 2
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        The societal baby neurosis and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

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