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    1. bosco‏ @selentelechia Aug 29

      I see tips on transitioning away from cosleeping, gradual weaning at night, etc and they're all like "decrease the amount of time you nurse on each side by 2-3 minutes every night!" like bitch it's 3am do you think i track this shit

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    2. bosco‏ @selentelechia Aug 29

      I can do habits I can do routines I can keep a vague daily log of how things roughly went but who the fuck is actually tracking this stuff in that amount of detail I have never met anyone with that consistent a schedule except one of my high school's valedictorians

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    3. bosco‏ @selentelechia Aug 29

      "oh I track every single fart and whimper in my huckleberry app" I don't believe you I don't believe more than 10% of parents have a tight enough schedule and rigorous enough logging to follow these weaning guidelines

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    4. Robot Bastard!‏ @Robot_Bastard Aug 29
      Replying to @selentelechia

      pic.twitter.com/r3pxlLNsEG

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    5. bosco‏ @selentelechia Aug 29
      Replying to @Robot_Bastard

      @eigenrobot

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    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 29
      Replying to @selentelechia @Robot_Bastard

      sweet philippe

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    7. Robot Bastard!‏ @Robot_Bastard Aug 29
      Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

      This was the first Achewood strip I ever saw.

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    8. Robot Bastard!‏ @Robot_Bastard Aug 29
      Replying to @Robot_Bastard @eigenrobot @selentelechia

      Although not the first strip with Achewood *characters*. That was this one:pic.twitter.com/IrOJgofjBG

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    9. GPT- Ern Malley‏ @MoralHazardPay Aug 29
      Replying to @Robot_Bastard @eigenrobot @selentelechia

      One day, one bloody day this will finally releasehttps://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1620107546?tag=simonsayscom …

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 29
      Replying to @MoralHazardPay @Robot_Bastard @selentelechia

      ive got it pre-ordered too

      10:10 AM - 29 Aug 2021
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