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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 26

      biden shows up 25 min late weirdly oscillating between clear and reasonably forceful speech and mumbling borderline incoherence

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 26

      what would cause this kind of oscillation with a period of maybe 30-45s?

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 26

      i wonder if the sign interpreter is conveying the mumbly bits as mumbling

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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 26

      long silence with audible breathing noises then he sounds like hes on deaths door during closing oh my god hes taking questions

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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 26

      associated press guy asking a question seems close to tears? this is just bizarre

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    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 26

      biden starts angrily interrogating a reporter who asks him whether he bears responsibility

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    7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 26

      (to collected press) "raise your hands if you think we should have gone into afghanistan"

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 26

      well that was the most surreal press conference ive ever watched

      2:54 PM - 26 Aug 2021
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        1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 26

          credits rolling now "directed by David Lynch and the Coen Brothers" ah. ok

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        1. WhiskeyWolf‏ @TheWhiskeyWolf Aug 26
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          I really want to know who instructs the President what to do. I feel that is a piece of information of substantial public value.

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        1. sadals 🪐 🔮d‏ @sadalsvvd Aug 26
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          the fucking thing where he put his head down after repeatedly trying to get the reporter to answer the question, I'm losing my mind over here

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        1. Flushed Table (iq 69)‏ @FlushedTable Aug 26
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          He just seems utterly out of it tbh

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        1. 丰 East Wind Capital 丰‏ @eastwindcapital Aug 26
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          Quite literally throwing the playstation controller on the floor to this game we are in

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        1. St. Rev. Dr. Rev II: Revving Intensifies  ☯️ 🏴 😻‏ @St_Rev Aug 26
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          tyfys

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        1. Dan‏ @orblivion Aug 26
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          I mean I kind of liked it. I'm sure I'm a sucker but the guy seems sincere if fucking exhausted.

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        2. Dr. Dad, PhD‏ @GarrettPetersen Aug 26
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Why have you apparently watched more than one press conference?

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 26
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          rubberneckinghttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1427690554268160000?s=19 …

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          Jake Sullivan doing a press conference rn his jacket conspicuously doesnt fit man looks like hell
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        1. 𝔻𝕦𝕩 𝔹𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕣𝕦𝕞  ⚔️ 𝔸𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕠-𝕊𝕒𝕩𝕠𝕟‏ @Face_Almighty44 Aug 26
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          The part where he got into it with the press on a day like today is wild

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