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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 23

    eigenrobot Retweeted mechanical monk

    virgin european: friends are only people I have known for years. i have perhaps two. one suffers from tuberculosis. i fear social contact Chad american: i am the public universal friend, to all who say hello to me. each of us is hearty and strong and we would die for each otherhttps://twitter.com/mechanical_monk/status/1429906072286998530 …

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    mechanical monk @mechanical_monk
    americans throw the word "friend" around like a bean bag they'll spend one evening at some meetup and be like "i made 3 new friends"
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    • Evelynn APhilosoraptor desmond Voiles: wishes her computer would stop crashing Hilo 🏳️‍🌈 Nagi an end Serial Experiments Lynn NLRG Loves Recursive Guises
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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 23

        please do not be mad Europists. I tease you as a friend, in the manner of my people

        5 replies 3 retweets 310 likes
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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 23

        gdp? life expectancy? olympic medals? test scores? no the only international competition im interested in seeing countries pursue is whos best at being pals in this fight, everyone wins!

        10 replies 4 retweets 238 likes
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      2. Marco‏ @marcoJcosta Aug 23
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        gigafamiliar Brazilians: that's cute

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
      3. Marco‏ @marcoJcosta Aug 23
        Replying to @marcoJcosta @eigenrobot

        *kisses you once in each cheek*

        3 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
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      1.  🔪‏ @leaacta Aug 23
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        yes.

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      1. Johnny  🌖‏ @johnnydocontra Aug 23
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        Johnny  🌖 Retweeted Johnny  🌖

        the problem tho is that you guys do not make it cheap enough sigma brazilians to help:https://twitter.com/johnnydocontra/status/1429914199052988416 …

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        Johnny  🌖 @johnnydocontra
        Replying to @erin_nerung @mechanical_monk
        yeah, in brazil is a very cheap word too, but people is genuine friendly with everyone in that informal way
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      1. Snake‏ @tigerboy74u Aug 23
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        Euro: words words words words words American: I would literally jump in front of a knife were a fight to break out in this bar to protect my blood brother, whom I met and started chatting to ten minutes ago. He bought me a beer.

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      2. Amy‏ @klejnot Aug 23
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Ha you can replace European with Seattlite and it usually works

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      3. zck nln‏ @zcknln Aug 23
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        But why would you want to be friends with one of those (I tell myself)

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      1. sneakn‏ @sneaknsneak Aug 23
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        When you start to see people as friends you act friendlier and shockingly make more friends. Thanks for the mood lift, robot.

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