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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 21

      eigenrobot Retweeted mattparlmer  🌷

      hehehehttps://twitter.com/mattparlmer/status/1428934595542663168 …

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      mattparlmer  🌷 @mattparlmer
      People who haven't been vaxxed yet, is there a dollar amount where you'd say "sure, poke me"?
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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 21

      people who havent been vaxxed yet is there an amount of dollars you could be paid that would make you get it

      5 replies 1 retweet 28 likes
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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 21

      people who *have* been vaxxed time man appears and offers to pay you, but if you accept he will go back and time and crispr you so that none of these vaccines will work on you. is there an amount of dollars you he could that would make you give up your vaccine?

      6 replies 3 retweets 30 likes
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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 21

      based only on these results which group (vaxxers or unvaxxers) do you think is more rational in their beliefs in aggregate

      1 reply 2 retweets 25 likes
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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 21

      just realized it would be more fun to let everyone reply and then mute the thread

      2 replies 0 retweets 55 likes
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    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 21

      we're you really being honest with yourself about various risks in the last poll we're you really

      3 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
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    7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 21

      if you were vaccinated did you get it for primarily selfish or altruistic reasons

      10 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
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    8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 21

      would you give up your vaccine to cause X other people to become vaccinated? your a utilitarian right

      10 replies 0 retweets 25 likes
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    9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 21

      would you still have gotten vaccinated was that a side effect was becoming noticeably less attractive forever

      5 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
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    10. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 21

      would you get vaccinated if a side effect was becoming noticeably more sexually attractive permanently?

      9 replies 2 retweets 26 likes
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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 21

      if they came out with this new sex appeal amplifying vaccine and it were incompatible with earlier vaccines so you cant take it if youre already vaxxed would you destroy the entire stock of vaccines to prevent antivaxxers from becoming sex gods and flexing on you

      9:41 PM - 21 Aug 2021
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        1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 21

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        1. Joshua Anansi‏ @JoshuAnansi Aug 21
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          Time to update my linkedin work title as "Unvaxxed pre-sex God".

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        2. Sly Tea Jar‏ @JayGSlater Aug 21
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          "No, am already married"

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        1. Apothecarius‏ @BearlyExistent Aug 21
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Does the vaccine actually treat anything or does it just make you a sex god

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        1.  🦃笨笨一号 🌐(sponsored)‏ @e____e_e____e Aug 21
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          look if I can't benefit from it, no one can >:(

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        1. judah (ideas man)‏ @joodaloop Aug 21
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          i knew it would be worth holding out for

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        1. James‏ @James_R1986 Aug 21
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Jokes on you, I don't have a sex life without this unfair disadvantage

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        1.  👰🏻‍♀️ 💒 kiwi  💒 👰🏻‍♀️‏ @pareinoia Aug 21
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          please never, ever, ever stop posting polls

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